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Old 04-27-2013, 09:14 PM
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Default OT: terribly bad joke to share

Some time in the past, perhaps when Oleg was just in school:

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Old 04-28-2013, 08:38 AM
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I thought it would be black humor
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Old 04-28-2013, 09:54 AM
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Huh? It's probably funny, but I just don't know where to laugh...
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Old 04-28-2013, 12:31 PM
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Almost as bad as the Washing up liquid one...............

BTW: Official Joke thread is here >

http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=31613
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:12 PM
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Nice. That's one of those jokes that must be read, and not said.
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:33 PM
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I thought it would be black humor

I guess I should have titled it "Terribly Stupid Joke....". I chose "Bad" because it's such a groaner.

And I've been waiting to see how many calls to ban me would result.
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Old 04-28-2013, 05:47 PM
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In fact its red humor. And I liked it!
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Old 04-28-2013, 08:24 PM
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A communist party official in Moscow named "Rudolph".

Ironies abound.
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Old 04-28-2013, 09:25 PM
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Huh? It's probably funny, but I just don't know where to laugh...
There's a well-known song in the US called "Rudolph the red-nose reindeer". The joke is a pun and sounds the same.
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:09 PM
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There's a well-known song in the US called "Rudolph the red-nose reindeer". The joke is a pun and sounds the same.
Uuuh, thanks for the clarification. I'm releived. Now I see why it's called a 'joke'.
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