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MaxGunz 04-27-2013 09:14 PM

OT: terribly bad joke to share
 
Some time in the past, perhaps when Oleg was just in school:

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Alien 04-28-2013 08:38 AM

I thought it would be black humor :(

SaQSoN 04-28-2013 09:54 AM

Huh? It's probably funny, but I just don't know where to laugh...

KG26_Alpha 04-28-2013 12:31 PM

Almost as bad as the Washing up liquid one...............

BTW: Official Joke thread is here >

http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=31613

Treetop64 04-28-2013 02:12 PM

Nice. That's one of those jokes that must be read, and not said.

MaxGunz 04-28-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien (Post 501950)
I thought it would be black humor :(


I guess I should have titled it "Terribly Stupid Joke....". I chose "Bad" because it's such a groaner.

And I've been waiting to see how many calls to ban me would result.

EJGr.Ost_Caspar 04-28-2013 05:47 PM

In fact its red humor. And I liked it! :D

Treetop64 04-28-2013 08:24 PM

A communist party official in Moscow named "Rudolph".

Ironies abound.

Luno13 04-28-2013 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaQSoN (Post 501959)
Huh? It's probably funny, but I just don't know where to laugh...

There's a well-known song in the US called "Rudolph the red-nose reindeer". The joke is a pun and sounds the same.

sniperton 04-28-2013 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luno13 (Post 501988)
There's a well-known song in the US called "Rudolph the red-nose reindeer". The joke is a pun and sounds the same.

Uuuh, thanks for the clarification. I'm releived. Now I see why it's called a 'joke'.


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