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03-16-2012, 10:16 AM
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I'll never forget how happy i was when i seen my wife walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age but eventually there she was standing beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink and said "get you trolley over here, there doing 3 cases of budweiser for £18" Last edited by Buckie; 03-16-2012 at 10:18 AM. 
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03-16-2012, 11:52 AM
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Two vultures, sitting side by side on a branch of a dead tree, surveying the barren landscape surrounding them...
One turns to the other and says, "Patience my butt, I'm gonna go kill something'"
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03-16-2012, 01:03 PM
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Ever hear of the Cannibal who got home late one night and got a cold shoulder?
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03-16-2012, 01:11 PM
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A younger family,parent's, a son and a daughter as usual bought a pet, a rabbit.
Also as usual after a few months nobody did take care of the rabbit anymore. So the father said: another useless mouth to feed, that rabbit is going to be dinner. So, the next sunday the family has rabbit-roast for dinner. Says the doughter: Wow, thats tasty, what is it? Says the father: i give you a hint, your mother calls me sometimes like that. The family continues to eat for a while when suddenly the daughter stops her brothers fork on its way to his mouth. Don't eat that, it's a arsehole!
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03-16-2012, 01:39 PM
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FFS... you just had to go and wreck the thread, didn't you
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