Friday joke!
 

Maybe this will lighten up the forum mood? :)

Two cannibals sat down by the fire to eat a ,well cooked, clown. After a minute one of the cannibals says to the other: Does this taste "funny" to you?

Now bring us some more jokes :)

:)

lol that one never gets old to
me.

The wind blew, the ____ flew.

here is another one :

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BlackSix

Police just raided Kermet the Frog's flat and found hundreds of pictures of Miss Piggy naked.

Police said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen.

^^

Now that's funny:-P

I was going to tell the joke about Br'er Bear and Br'er Rabbit doing No 2's in the woods but then realised it would incurr an infraction!

It's a very funny Joke! :)

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The barman points to a sign above the bars stating "No Pieces of String will be serve" and tells him to rack off.

Dejectedly the string walks outside, and then becomes determined to overcome the predjices in our society!

He bends his body into a loop and then sticks his head through the loop and pulls it out the other side! Then he gets his head and fizzes out the strands into an afro!

Then walks back into the bar. and askes for a drink!

The barman squints at him and cautiously asks "You’re not a piece of string are you?

"No!" answers the piece of string, "Frayed knot!"