|
|
|
|
#2
03-16-2012, 01:11 PM
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
__________________
__________________________________________________ ________________________________ W7 64Bit/Q9650 @ 3.7Ghz/8Gb Ram/Gigabyte SuperOverClocked GTX580/Creative X-Fi/Dell Ultrascan 24" @ 1920x1200 
|
|
#3
03-16-2012, 01:26 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
A younger family,parent's, a son and a daughter as usual bought a pet, a rabbit.
Also as usual after a few months nobody did take care of the rabbit anymore. So the father said: another useless mouth to feed, that rabbit is going to be dinner. So, the next sunday the family has rabbit-roast for dinner. Says the doughter: Wow, thats tasty, what is it? Says the father: i give you a hint, your mother calls me sometimes like that. The family continues to eat for a while when suddenly the daughter stops her brothers fork on its way to his mouth. Don't eat that, it's a arsehole!
__________________
Win 7/64 Ult.; Phenom II X6 1100T; ASUS Crosshair IV; 16 GB DDR3/1600 Corsair; ASUS EAH6950/2GB; Logitech G940 & the usual suspects 
|
|
#4
03-16-2012, 06:36 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
do you know what Che Guevara would say to other cows if he was himself a cow?
"Together we're unherdable!" 
|
|
#5
03-16-2012, 06:44 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
EVER WONDER Why??
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
|
|
#6
03-17-2012, 06:07 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Here's one for you.
BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE" SHE SHOUTS BACK " YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! "
__________________
Rick Asus M4N98TD-EVO AMD Phenom2 965 x 4 3.4gig 8gig DDR3 Ram 2x GTS 450 Sli (1gig each) 1Tb HDD Partitioned x 5 700w Coolermaster single rail P/S 52a Windows 7 64bit 19" Samsung 931BW monitor 1280 x 960 Resolution
|
|
#8
03-16-2012, 01:39 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
FFS... you just had to go and wreck the thread, didn't you
__________________
Intel 980x | eVGA X58 FTW | Intel 180Gb 520 SSD x 2 | eVGA GTX 580 | Corsair Vengeance 1600 x 12Gb | Windows 7 Ultimate (SP1) 64 bit | Corsair 550D | Corsair HX 1000 PSU | Eaton 1500va UPS | Warthog HOTAS w/- Saitek rudders | Samsung PX2370 Monitor | Deathadder 3500 mouse | MS X6 Keyboard | TIR4 Stand alone Collector's Edition DCS Series Even duct tape can't fix stupid... but it can muffle the sound.
|
|
#9
03-16-2012, 02:07 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart:
A cow, an ant and an old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" - - - Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.
|
|
#10
03-16-2012, 02:26 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
I showed the Doctor a nasty rash on my 'old man' this morning.
He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it. He just said 'Make an appointment for Monday morning', and carried on pushing his trolley around the supermarket.
|
 |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
