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03-16-2012, 10:03 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.
The barman says "How long has that been there?" The frog says "It started as a lump on my a$%e two days ago."
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03-16-2012, 10:10 AM
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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The barman points to a sign above the bars stating "No Pieces of String will be serve" and tells him to rack off. Dejectedly the string walks outside, and then becomes determined to overcome the predjices in our society! He bends his body into a loop and then sticks his head through the loop and pulls it out the other side! Then he gets his head and fizzes out the strands into an afro! Then walks back into the bar. and askes for a drink! The barman squints at him and cautiously asks "You’re not a piece of string are you? "No!" answers the piece of string, "Frayed knot!"
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03-16-2012, 10:16 AM
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I'll never forget how happy i was when i seen my wife walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age but eventually there she was standing beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink and said "get you trolley over here, there doing 3 cases of budweiser for £18" Last edited by Buckie; 03-16-2012 at 10:18 AM.
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03-16-2012, 01:03 PM
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Ever hear of the Cannibal who got home late one night and got a cold shoulder?
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03-16-2012, 11:52 AM
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Two vultures, sitting side by side on a branch of a dead tree, surveying the barren landscape surrounding them...
One turns to the other and says, "Patience my butt, I'm gonna go kill something'"
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