"spend several hours arguing with Trafford Leigh-Mallory"
Was Trafford Leigh-Mallory the original Spitfire whiner?
"5)Your skill at jerking a joystick gets you posted to an elite squadron of supercharged Spits Your next mission takes you into a railway tunnel where you must skip a 500lb bomb into the path of Goering's train and escape vertically up a ventilation shaft. In the course of doing this you create the first clipped-wing Spit and gain 500 Inventor points....... on your return you get totally pissed on warm beer and find yourself unable to deliver when Spitfire girl offers her all...."
lol, very humorous

This forum could use a bit more lightheartedness atm