Patch Tomoz lads...

[Ze-Jamz]

Well, come one..someone had to do it and this time its Moi

Personally Im looking forward to the sounds being tweaked a bit more and hopefully the fix in FPS drop that they have acknowledged

Bring the love

http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Stop-Hammertime-500x375.jpg

And believe me when i say this..All the usual suspects.. you come in here and spoil our light hearted fun with yer usual rubbish..............

http://trolledbot.net/pix/1953.jpg

[Razorhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&feature=player_embedded#!

Looking forward to the patch :)

[Winger]

If i intrepret the bad translated bit of this thread here right -> http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=26341
then we can also hope on a patch for FSAA?
What you guys think?

Winger

[Winger]

I highlighted this sentence for Vengeanze once, now it looks like someone else needs to be gently reminded! ;)

I think everyone realized that. Hope dies last.
Can you possibly say anything about MY question?

Winger

[Ze-Jamz]

I highlighted this sentence for Vengeanze once, now it looks like someone else needs to be gently reminded! ;)

Dont worry about that bit CH... Its all If's n But's :-P;)

[Ze-Jamz]

If i intrepret the bad translated bit of this thread here right -> http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=26341
then we can also hope on a patch for FSAA?
What you guys think?

Winger

No mate, from what i read its saying there isn't Time on this patch to do the AA...Lol

I don't know whether ive read that right myself either..Dam translation pages

[Ze-Jamz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&feature=player_embedded#!

Looking forward to the patch :)

Haha..nice

[ATAG_Snapper]

I can't believe I watched 1:25 of that before clicking off! LOL (Amazing how that guy remembers all the lyrics! ;) )

[Ze-Jamz]

Hes one happy bunny

[senseispcc]

Zen, patience. :cool:

[Ze-Jamz]

Zen, patience. :cool:

No dont you even think about it...:-)

your nearly turned this into a serious thread then...were all calm you see, were not being impatient, were having a bit of funz..

Dont give the Trolls food please

[tk471138]

why isnt the patch out they lied blah blah blah....they said it would be out friday. they lied ....its not out they gave up on us... the game is dead....blah blah blah..where is the patch it isnt here....THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!

[Ze-Jamz]

why isnt the patch out they lied blah blah blah....they said it would be out friday. they lied ....its not out they gave up on us... the game is dead....blah blah blah..where is the patch it isnt here....THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!

And the complete gold edition statue of a 'Tool' goes to this man above for a complete lack of understanding the thread, a complete lack of a 'sense of humour' and also wins the most prestigious award of 'King Troll'

yay...

[robtek]

Fell in your own trap, Ze-Jamz, did you? :D :D :D

[Ze-Jamz]

Fell in your own trap, Ze-Jamz, did you? :D :D :D

What traps that then?

[Gollum]

I heard they new patch will have all problems fixed, items promised from the start, and be merged with a massive multiplayer wwii version of battlefield 3 using the frostbite 2 engine. Its gona be sick but you need at least 4 video cards crossfired to run it!!!.... this is all providing they get that pesky crossfire / sli bit working though...

[spiritdmp]

I heard they're adding a cool tennis mini-game

http://dickenrichards.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/airplane-tennis.jpg?w=300&h=210

[Ze-Jamz]

I heard they're adding a cool tennis mini-game

http://dickenrichards.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/airplane-tennis.jpg?w=300&h=210

Superb..something to do on those long haul flights

[sorak]

I highlighted this sentence for Vengeanze once, now it looks like someone else needs to be gently reminded! ;)

Your awesome

[Ze-Jamz]

Lol, he's just a thoughtful kind of guy....

[MD_Titus]

F5f5f5f5

[JG5_emil]

F5f5f5f5

I did this but the patch still didn't come :*(

[Helrza]

I did this but the patch still didn't come :*(

its cause ur not mashing it hard enough :P

[Vengeanze]

I sooo wanna start another patch thread.
Gonna think about it over lunch.
Brb

[MadTommy]

I can't believe I watched 1:25 of that before clicking off! LOL (Amazing how that guy remembers all the lyrics! ;) )

You missed the best bit! :grin:

[Ze-Jamz]

You missed the best bit! :grin:

yup...that video is indeed..class!

[ATAG_Snapper]

You missed the best bit! :grin:

Yeah, yeah! You think I know f' nothing? I tell you - I know f' all!! ;)

[JG5_emil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&feature=player_embedded#!

Looking forward to the patch :)

I resisted until now.....damn LOL

[Plt Off JRB Meaker]

For those with time on their hands,a 10 hour version:grin:although you'll need to have memorised the lyrics as there's no subtitles on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs

[Ze-Jamz]

LOL...what a nutter

[335th_GRAthos]

For those with time on their hands,a 10 hour version

It can not be true right!????


I will never ask for a patch again.... :D

[ATAG_Snapper]

For those with time on their hands,a 10 hour version:grin:although you'll need to have memorised the lyrics as there's no subtitles on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs

I could barely take 6 hours of that stuff before I got tired of it!

[JG5_emil]

RELEASE THE PATCH NOWWWW!!!!!!

Please?

[sorak]

I could barely take 6 hours of that stuff before I got tired of it!

I fell asleep with it on.. and had horrible... horrible dreams.... i will never be the same.

[JG52Krupi]

I fell asleep with it on.. and had horrible... horrible dreams.... i will never be the same.

Lmao

[ATAG_Snapper]

Just proves how hard a video is to watch when it's not in HD!

[Ze-Jamz]

So do we think today will be another ''We have found another massive bug/problem'' and its put back to next week? (and before the trolls jump on what i said, yes i know it wasn't scheduled for today 100%)

What do you think?

[Raggz]

I don't think we will get a patch today but i really hope so. I so want working radio commands BADLY!!

[Ze-Jamz]

I don't think we will get a patch today but i really hope so. I so want working radio commands BADLY!!

was that getting fixed?

[JG5_emil]

I don't think we will get a patch today but i really hope so. I so want working radio commands BADLY!!

this :*(

[JG5_emil]

18:30 in moscow what a bummer....

[JG52Krupi]

18:30 in moscow what a bummer....

LOL why do ppl always do this... look at the time on luthiers last post.. 5.30pm its 3:50pm atm for me...

Patience!

Edit: The beta was released at 6pm :)

[Ze-Jamz]

AAHhhh the old Moscow time post.... :eek:

[JG5_emil]

I Have no patience :D

My wife is going to a wedding tonight and wont be home till Sunday morning...as you can imagine I was devastated not to be going and will have to spend the night getting shot out of the sky on ATAG server he eh

[JG5_emil]

AAHhhh the old Moscow time post.... :eek:

Hey you started this LOL!

[ATAG_Dutch]

I''m just worried that my new graphics card will get here before the patch and then I'll be confused between what made the improvements.

I won't be able to stop myself installing the card before the patch comes.

Nightmare dillemma!:confused:

Edit: Oh crap, it's arrived. Now what do I do? (s'ok, rhetorical question only!)

[Gerbil Maximus]

Why do you some people here still believe the updates have any bearing in truth?
Every announcement comes with a "get out of it" clause.
Nothing has ever been on time since the game was released and even that was delayed, and 90% of what we have had makes no real fixes or progress as well, we still lack all the major functionality of a proper game such as full screen for pete's sake.
Just lay down under the bus, its better than been thrown underneath it.

[Rince]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&feature=player_embedded#!

Looking forward to the patch :)

O-M-G! I`m speechless...I mean it really left me behind in death silence! (And my family too)!^^

My wife is still sitting in front of the compi, mouth wide open!
This vid changes everything! Thanks, I`m outta here! LOL!

Can somebody call me when the patch is there?
0034- Kill the hairstylist!

Thanks good night!

[flyingblind]

Wish I had hair like that. Is it real?

[Blackdog_kt]

was that getting fixed?

Not really. Radio commands were not specified as part of the patch, it's strictly about graphics, sounds and some gameplay tweaks (revised ground handling physics, adjustments to bombsights, etc).