Can we all just prepare please........

[Ze-Jamz]

So we dont get another Friday full of angry posters because the Patch ISNT ready..

Please read this bit carefully..


If nothing goes wrong, it might even be out this very Friday.


Now there is a very big chance this patch will NOT be out today so prepare yourselves my friends.. http://img.ehowcdn.co.uk/article-page-main/ehow/images/a07/ti/50/decorate-hankies-800x800.jpg

I for one am looking forward to this latest Beta but I have a nasty feeling about today..

Lets not start the whole 'Wheres the Patch Devs.............' if its not given to us :)

I am here all day if you need me...and if not here, il post using my Iphone....

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/19/friendkittehl128504555976508750.jpg

[Shado]

"Now there is a very big chance this patch will NOT be out today so prepare yourselves my friends.."

Yeah I got my hankies at the ready..lol

[Tigertooo]

hear hear

[Tigertooo]

with Jamz

[Aer9o]

I think they should have told us if it is a delay by now.

[Dano]

Asking far too much of some members.

[Bobb4]

I think they should have told us if it is a delay by now.
Don't be too sure about that.
:grin:
But I am waiting too. Interesting note most patches have been posted at about 3pm my time which is still five hours away.
If nothing is here within the next five hours then expect a delay to be announced.
I honestly think it will be released next week. "If nothing goes wrong, it might even be out this very Friday," to quoted Luthier. In the software industry a lot can go wrong in minutes, let alone days ;)
I will just be happy when it is out.

[Ze-Jamz]

Asking far too much of some members.

now now Dano..no need to de-rail this light hearted post fella

[Dano]

Just stating a fact.

[Ataros]

Small patches were released on Fridays. Deadline of big patches was always moved. The bigger the patch the more they were moved.

I bet on Tuesday the earliest.

Anyway do not waste time pressing F5 tonight. Try a new beta mission on Repka #1 instead :) ATL-TABing to forum between flights does not hurt much :)

[albx]

this nonsense topic should be moved to the pilot's lounge

[Tvrdi]

So we dont get another Friday full of angry posters because the Patch ISNT ready..

Please read this bit carefully..



Now there is a very big chance this patch will NOT be out today so prepare yourselves my friends..

I for one am looking forward to this latest Beta but I have a nasty feeling about today..

Lets not start the whole 'Wheres the Patch Devs.............' if its not given to us :)

I am here all day if you need me...and if not here, il post using my Iphone....



Im crying right now...wait no! Ill be playin ROF tonite then...

[albx]

Asking far too much of some members.

you can't post in a topic without starting flames eh Dano?

[Dano]

Am I wrong?

[Ze-Jamz]

Am I wrong?

Doesn't matter if your wrong or right, thats not the point.

[Ze-Jamz]

this nonsense topic should be moved to the pilot's lounge

Please..

Take a chill pill albx, go away then :)

Just trying for some light hearted fun.

No need to Troll

[Ze-Jamz]

Small patches were released on Fridays. Deadline of big patches was always moved. The bigger the patch the more they were moved.

I bet on Tuesday the earliest.

Anyway do not waste time pressing F5 tonight. Try a new beta mission on Repka #1 instead :) ATL-TABing to forum between flights does not hurt much :)

Sounds interesting..

[albx]

Please..

Take a chill pill albx, go away then :)

Just trying for some light hearted fun.

No need to Troll

reported

[Dano]

Doesn't matter if your wrong or right, thats not the point.

I'm not allowed an opinion?

[Ze-Jamz]

reported

Good for you mate...

Hope you feel better, pat yerself on the back :)

[Skoshi Tiger]

Wont the development team be busy playi.... testing the game? They'll only release the patch after they get bored or sore trigger fingers!

[Aer9o]

Good communication is very important to keep customers happy, if the patch is not ready so be it, however another month to let us know that there is an issue in not ok!

[albx]

Good for you mate...

Hope you feel better, pat yerself on the back :)

no need to give you an answer, you are not allowed to know

[Scarecrow]

+1. Expect the worst and hope for the best.
On the up side I'm going to visit my inlaws for a week so the patch won't do me any good till two weeks from now so it'll probably come out today and I can spend next week drinking terrible tea and making polite conversation while the rest of you enjoy the fun.

[sorak]

if the patch doesnt come out today I am going to hang my self

[machoo]

"Now there is a very big chance this patch will NOT be out today so prepare yourselves my friends.."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[banned]

if the patch doesnt come out today I am going to hang my self
Can I pull the trap door?

[Redroach]

LOL, now we have all the angry friday-threads PLUS another anti-angry friday thread. This is so ridiculous...what makes you guys such a special snowflake that you find no possibilities to post in one of all the other freeeeking threads?

Anyways, lless talking, more patch voodoo plz!

[Ze-Jamz]

Tissues up the top mate.

[gonk]

You can not break what already is broken... so what is the big deal about releasing the beta....:confused:

[Phazon]

If it is delayed, its only fair Luthier posts another video showing the Merlin-powered planes this time. :D

[TRIK]

Whats with the f5?

[SEE]

It will be released when it's ready and thats fine by me - and its coming sometime soon, thats fine by me too.

I don't need a definite date, time, etc - the team are working on a major revision and thats all I need to know!

[Ze-Jamz]

Whats with the f5?

F5 refreshes the page m8...saves clicking 'new posts' :)

[Vengeanze]

if the patch doesnt come out today I am going to hang my self

- "Hi St.Peter, we're like a gang of 247 here that got pissed on a guy called Luthier (no, no affiliate of Lucifer) and we need our wings like yesterday. If it's quicker you can give us the sdk and we'll fix the rest."

[furbs]

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3346/rdy.jpg
By furbs9999 (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/furbs9999) at 2011-09-02

[sorak]

Can I pull the trap door?

Yes.. in fact i will rig up the Trap door to my force feedback joystick.. just shoot me in game and hanging will begin.

[Tree_UK]

I think we will get the patch today, especially after this special patch dance Furbs performed in the shopping centre, Go Furbs!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6049960/awesome-elderly-dancing-man

[Dano]

LAMO!

50 seconds in, he's adjusting for 109 gunsights :D

[JG5_emil]

F5 f5

[furbs]

i think we will get the patch today, especially after this special patch dance furbs performed in the shopping centre, go furbs!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6049960/awesome-elderly-dancing-man

i rock!!

[Meusli]

- "Hi St.Peter, we're like a gang of 247 here that got pissed on a guy called Luthier (no, no affiliate of Lucifer) and we need our wings like yesterday. If it's quicker you can give us the sdk and we'll fix the rest."

Ha Ha, it's funny because it's true.

[Strike]

---- Initiate friday update process.....

Initiating....

_Boot module EXPECTATION class EMOTION

Booting EXPECTATION....

EXPECTATION booted. Please select level range [0-10]
_2

EXPECTATION level set to "2"

_Load group EMOTION

Loading EMOTION......

EMOTION loaded. Please select mode:
1) ARMOURED
2) NORMAL
3) SELF-DESTRUCTIVE

_1

EMOTION mode set to ARMOURED

_execute configuration

executing......

.....

....

Configuration loaded.

_End friday update process

Ending....

Press any key to continue


And for the rest of you:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/2074yu4sw2.gif

and Auto F-5 refresh bot:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/41891

[JG5_emil]

Why did I get excited.......again!

[Aer9o]

---- Initiate friday update process.....

Initiating....

_Boot module EXPECTATION class EMOTION

Booting EXPECTATION....

EXPECTATION booted. Please select level range [0-10]
_2

EXPECTATION level set to "2"

_Load group EMOTION

Loading EMOTION......

EMOTION loaded. Please select mode:
1) ARMOURED
2) NORMAL
3) SELF-DESTRUCTIVE

_1

EMOTION mode set to ARMOURED

_execute configuration

executing......

.....

....

Configuration loaded.

_End friday update process

Ending....

Press any key to continue


And for the rest of you:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/2074yu4sw2.gif

and Auto F-5 refresh bot:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/41891




..funny! very funny!

[Ze-Jamz]

Why did I get excited.......again!

Bless yer..

[Shado]

Dont you dare say "I told you so" :grin:

[Ze-Jamz]

I wouldnt do that mate :).. Glad you took it all in good fun...

Shame a few Morons ruined the post

Those screenies look nice though :cool:

[Strike]

_execute patch_news

executing.....

...

return EMOTION : <3

[ATAG_Doc]

LAMO!

50 seconds in, he's adjusting for 109 gunsights :D

haha hilarious. adjusting for 109 sights. perfect
i can see him bustin these moves and all of a sudden shout "109 site"! and adjust his hat and stick out his tongue like that.

[Ze-Jamz]

_execute patch_news

executing.....

...

return EMOTION : <3

lol

[Shado]

I wouldnt do that mate :).. Glad you took it all in good fun...

Shame a few Morons ruined the post

Those screenies look nice though :cool:

Ha no worries bud, shame , but you get used to it, one day theyl all go back to their villages :)

[Blackdog_kt]

I wouldnt do that mate :).. Glad you took it all in good fun...

Shame a few Morons ruined the post

Those screenies look nice though :cool:

Language mate.

I know you're not a troublemaker, but when a post is reported and it falls within the rules to do something i can't ignore it and then expect us all to respect the rules.

/slap on the wrist ;-)

[Ze-Jamz]

Language mate.

I know you're not a troublemaker, but when a post is reported and it falls within the rules to do something i can't ignore it and then expect us all to respect the rules.

/slap on the wrist ;-)

Sry BD..couldnt help myself.. I should of learnt by now to ignore these types

point taken :)

[Tree_UK]

Personaly I blame Furbs pathetic patch dance for not getting it today, next time do it on Ice Furbs.