What if chuck norris played Cod

[Doc_uk]

If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working:grin:

[HFC_Dolphin]

If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

[Iku_es]

Lol, using a Roundhouse Kick?

[Longbone]

If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working:grin:

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. :cool:

Edit: [ and let Lemmy make some sound we don't had some stutter and need ForceFeedback not anymore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA5BkDGwEng&feature=related

[Strike]

If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

No, he'd win the war, by himself, beating both sides. So we would speak like chuck norris. Duh

[Flying_Nutcase]

lol, nice twist Strike.

[Rolltide88]

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top in bed?

Chuck never screws up.

[609_Huetz]

Payback at last:

CloD is getting stutters on the release version of Chuck Norris.

[Feathered_IV]

Oh God. Imagine Goering with a mullet.

[Boandlgramer]

If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.


I speak german . Did we not win the war ?

[Wolf_Rider]

ARMAII: "Chuck gets OBL" addon pack

[Space Communist]

If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.

[Ploughman]

I speak german . Did we not win the war ?

You also speak English, just like Chuck Norris, who won all the wars.

[Jaws2002]

If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.

You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

[Jatta Raso]

if Chuck Norris played CoD the code would re-write itself at every start up

[jcenzano]

If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..:-P

[Scarecrow]

If Chuck Norris played COD he'd play it maxed out in DX11 on a Gameboy using an Uzi as a controller on Xbox live.

P.S. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

[Space Communist]

You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw

[Wolf_Rider]

so it was Chuck who did the ToD on Lee

[Pyrres]

If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..:-P

No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.

[jcenzano]

No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.

LMAO, this is a funny thread

[Doc_uk]

If chuck norris Play cod
Chuck would only have to stare at the game for it to work correctly

[Sky]

COD = Chuck über Deutschland

[hiro]

In Clod, fighters don't look for Chuck Norris . . . Chuck Norris finds them.

Unlike .50 cal's, one roundhouse hit WILL kill a Tiger Tank

Even when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, his sensory perception is better than any radar, sonar, or any early warning system.


Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest


When posts revealed that when mods took out the British / Canadian / Polish or German / Italian pilot with the Chuck Norris skin that planes convergence is set to 50 m and the player is unable to change it. The gun fire burst effect was like an arc and instead of traces a ghostly foot would arc. Any aircraft inside the 50 m arc would be immediately destroyed. In game text would show 'roundhouse to the cockpit / tail / engine etc'

When Ilya asked Chuck Norris about the glitch, Chuck said, "That ain't no glitch!"




In an average spitfire, there are more than 2250 parts Chuck Norris can use to get a kill, including the plane itself.


Chuck Norris makes CEM simple



Chuck Norris and World War 2 Vets can never have a drink together. Why? Because the bar would explode as no bar can contain that level of awesomeness

Chuck Norris will rate CloD with 4 roundhouses, because he reserves the 5th roundhouse only for himself.

For Chuck Norris bombers, there is no turret behind his beard, there is only another fist.


During the Spanish Civil war, Chuck Norris roundhoused an I-15, since then, they've been called Chato (snub nose)

Germany has benefited from Chuck Norris; the wind from his round house made a flying wing, he spat on a junkers jumo engine, thus making the first jet, he peed into a jerry can and made the first rocket engine, by staring at a bf 109 prototype he made the butcher bird.

[rga]

Chuck plays Call of Duty and uses pistol to shoot down aircrafts in Clift over Dover.:cool::cool::cool:

[Scarecrow]

Chuck Norris makes CEM simple



LMFAO thats a good one.

[kendo65]

Chuck Norris plays God in every film he's ever made


sorry - misread title ;)

[HFC_Dolphin]

Chuck Norris can play Clod in Hyperlobby...in servers full of IL-2 pilots and planes.

The mystic script that will solve the full screen problem is composed of two objects: Chuck + Norris

In Chuck Norris' mission files, there are only these these statements: You Will All Die

Clod developers chose to program in C# because it is actually (C)huck's #(kick)

Chuck Norris can play Clod in 3 blackberry devices, using eyefinity technology.

Chuck Norris makes his own plane skins. Out of his enemies skins.

If ChuckNorris is around:
bail out; # AI behaviour code

[jcenzano]

Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest


Chuck Norris makes his own plane skins. Out of his enemies skins.

:):):):):):):):):)
I just can´t stop laughin' with this thread

[sogard]

If chuck norris played Cod you'd see a Tiger Moth become the terror of the 109s

[Mr_Steven]

Chuck Norris' airplane has only one 88mm flak gun. His right arm.


In '46, Chuck Norris' Mustang can turn.

[BigPickle]

Well I'm afraid you are all wrong.
If Chuck played COD, he'd return it, AND he would get a refund from steam

[Doc_uk]

Ok, i thought it was time to bring Chuck back, and sort you guys out,
Now behave, or you will fill the full force of the chuck:grin:

[Jumo211]

:cool:

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac90/HolyGrail_photos/1237811519_chuck-norris-approves.gif

[Rage]

Chuck does not play videogames..but he does play poker.

The other day God and Chuck played a heads up game of poker.

God was holding a killer hand...he stared at Chuck for a while,and says: I BET THE UNIVERSE!

Chuck lookes at his hand,stared at God,smiles...and says:

I RAISE YOU !!!!!

[TheEditor]

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky!

[TheEditor]

I think he also cut his own ambilical cord.