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Old 05-21-2011, 08:39 PM
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Wink What if chuck norris played Cod
If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working
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Old 05-21-2011, 08:57 PM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:20 PM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.
No, he'd win the war, by himself, beating both sides. So we would speak like chuck norris. Duh
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:32 PM
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lol, nice twist Strike.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:20 PM
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top in bed?

Chuck never screws up.
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Old 05-22-2011, 02:16 AM
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Payback at last:

CloD is getting stutters on the release version of Chuck Norris.
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:02 AM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

I speak german . Did we not win the war ?
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ARMAII: "Chuck gets OBL" addon pack
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Old 05-22-2011, 08:45 PM
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if Chuck Norris played CoD the code would re-write itself at every start up
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If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..
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