Found two glitches

[xNikex]

Originally Posted by irrelevant

Lieutenant: "What's the weather forecast for today, Cap?"

Captain: "90 percent chance of rain."

Lieutenant: "Really? The skies look clear to me."

Captain: "That's because it will be raining Messerschmitts, Lieutenant."

*grabs coat"

Someone tried to drop an anvil on me last week and thank God I had my umbrella open.

Better bring one of those too.

Seriously, did I forget to mention the friendly AI does it too?