Pilot Humour

[flyingbullseye]

Originally Posted by genbrien

the face of the controller must have been priceless

As was probably the co-pilot's.

Flyingbullseye

[Codex]

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.
As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place...
Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"
Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."



As a C-5 Galaxy landed and cleared the active, it taxied by a Boeing 747 holding short of the runway. The C-5 aircraft commander, knowing how much larger his giant military behemoth was than the civilian aircraft, keyed the mic and asked the 747 captain, "Hey little buddy, what's your gross?" Not to be out done the 747 captain keyed his mic and replied "A little over two hundred thousand dollars a year, how about you?"

[zapatista]

german coastguard is not much better (from henfre's post in the other thread)

http://www.splashvision.com/video/15...ard-Funny.html

[Flyby]

Originally Posted by zapatista

german coastguard is not much better (from henfre's post in the other thread)

http://www.splashvision.com/video/15...ard-Funny.html

LOL!!! you guys are priceless!! well done! got more?
Flyby out

[Codex]

They're from the link above my sig in my initial post, go to the site and scroll to the bottom of the page.

There are some 1st class jokes there.

[Flyby]

rgrt. good stuff there.
Flyby out

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Well, one of the best pilot jokes is the movie "Bill et John"

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wEURyjB3Lc

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOfZ...eature=related