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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!" Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane!"
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Rick Asus M4N98TD-EVO AMD Phenom2 965 x 4 3.4gig 8gig DDR3 Ram 2x GTS 450 Sli (1gig each) 1Tb HDD Partitioned x 5 700w Coolermaster single rail P/S 52a Windows 7 64bit 19" Samsung 931BW monitor 1280 x 960 Resolution Last edited by RickRuski; 02-12-2013 at 11:27 PM. |
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