Is SoW a religion ?

[Viking]

At that time in the temple of Sturmovik at Onsee many a zealots, acting in the way of old lady’s, approached the Great One, “the defender of the Trimonaslide the maker and keeper of the true and pure Efem keeper of the Silver Bullet etc” demanding Him to bring them the joy of entering the new fashioned “Thunder and Lightning” mod into the Holy Script``.

The Great One, much occupied with the creation of “the Book of Soow”, and very angered in their disbelieve in “the Book of Spit & Fire” withdraw into the caves of Onesee with his disciples not to be heard of since then.


May all the infidel zealots forever roam in the Zealots Lounge at the Jubies tribe