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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games.

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Old 05-21-2011, 09:39 PM
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If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:57 PM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:58 PM
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Lol, using a Roundhouse Kick?
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:18 PM
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If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Edit: [ and let Lemmy make some sound we don't had some stutter and need ForceFeedback not anymore]

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Old 05-21-2011, 10:20 PM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.
No, he'd win the war, by himself, beating both sides. So we would speak like chuck norris. Duh
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:32 PM
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lol, nice twist Strike.
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:20 AM
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top in bed?

Chuck never screws up.
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Old 05-22-2011, 03:16 AM
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Payback at last:

CloD is getting stutters on the release version of Chuck Norris.
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:23 AM
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Oh God. Imagine Goering with a mullet.
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Old 05-22-2011, 07:02 AM
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If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

I speak german . Did we not win the war ?
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