Automatic Translator.

[AndyJWest]

Yes, Leitmotiv's words work well in this infernal machine. He wrote this:

I decided it was unfair to be of only one political persuasion in one's lifetime, therefore, in the name of diversity, fairness, and equal opportunity I assumed the polar opposite of my former political orientation.

It came out as this:

I have an old-style politics, the opposite is the diversity of yesterday, I was square, and decided to assume a fair chance to believe in political life in the name of justice and evil.

[TheGrunch]

I wasn't a serious recommendation, bf-110. I just thought it would demonstrate how much of mess translators can make of people's sentences.

[Splitter]

Originally Posted by AndyJWest

Yes, Leitmotiv's words work well in this infernal machine. He wrote this:

It came out as this:

I think he is on the ballot for the next election here. Really, that's a lot more clear than most of our politicians.

Splitter

[Avimimus]

Agreed.

(Btw. I've read a lot of machine translated Russian - on some technical articles I can get about 85% of the meaning. Even more interesting, I realised that "articles" are not required in English, dropped them and was mistaken for a Russian by a Russian on one of the forums - I view this as a great accomplishment).

[AndyJWest]

Sorry, Avimimus, but your post (starting at"I've read a lot...") just had to be fed into the multilingual word-mangler. This was the result:

In Russia, please try a lot of reading - about 85% of my post, it means that you can get you some of your technology. I used to please me - it was my mistake in English, all these interesting changes in the Russian forum, but Russia needs to be removed you must know " must be. "

[Romanator21]

That's obviously exactly what he meant, lol.

(Lol It is the exact meaning, he found)

[Romanator21]

Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear respose for limbs with travel tired,
But then begins a journey in my head
To work my mind, when body's work's expired.
For then my thoughts (from far where I abide)
Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee,
And keep my drooping eyelids open wide,
Looking on darkness which the blind do see.
Save that my soul's imaginary sight
Presents thy shadow to my sightless view,
Which like a jewel (hung in ghastly night)
Makes black night beauteous, and her old face new.
Lo thus by day my limbs, by night my mind,
For thee, and for my self, no quiet find.

Tired of struggling, we are on my mind, the body will work to prevent a journey that has expired limb of the response given the fatigue of the trip begins in my head, I'm in a hurry I love being in my bed was. Go on a pilgrimage, you are in my opinion, I looked at please dark is not see my eyes blind droop, it is huge (I'm from: ) and I make sure that you leave please think. In my opinion, the jewelry store is (hang terrible night), black night like a shadow vision of your beautiful soul fictional, his we are face her old proposes a novel blind Make sure. Therefore, the foot is not really my own search for a quiet day for you in the discretion of the night.