Super Fantastic Loss-less Challenge Fighter 2 Turbo

[BunionRings]

1) impossible difficulty
2) no loss of a single unit throughout a game. You can lose summoned creatures at your will but at the end of the combat original army has to be in ful numbers
3) only creatures that have the word "easant" can be used
4) only spells that start with the letter "Z" may be employed
5) only pet dragon abilities involving frying that giant snail in butter may be used
6) your army's total leadership cannot exceed the 5
7) map kiting is allowed, it's not like you're going to survive anyway.

Use whatever character class you want... say "Mexican Professional Wrestler".

[Metathron]

Hehe I was thinking of making a spoof thread myself. No offense to hardcore players, but some of the recent posts lend themselves well to parody.

How about:

8. No breathing while in battle

[MaroonMaurader]

Play by ear - turn off your screen and go solely based on speakers.

And someone should definitely mod the Mexican Professional Wrestler class.

[Metathron]

Originally Posted by MaroonMaurader

Play by ear - turn off your screen and go solely based on speakers.

Haha, good one! Keep 'em coming!

[tetleytea]

Oh I know the ultimate. Get Amelie to go to bed with you.

[BunionRings]

Oh I have one more restriction, you can only use your keyboard, no mouse allowed.

[Petwin]

Let someone else play your games and give that person directions through this forum.

[Zechnophobe]

Originally Posted by Petwin

Let someone else play your games and give that person directions through this forum.

Okay Okay, so I'm just starting round one vs Baal with my single stack of peasants as a Paladin (no loss victory so far, and I want to keep it that way).

What spell should I cast this turn?

[DGDobrev]

Peacefulness!

[Zechnophobe]

Originally Posted by DGDobrev

Peacefulness!

I cast peacefulness.

My peasants are killed by a Gruu. Obvious exits: North, Bhaal, Quick Load.