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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games.

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Old 05-25-2011, 03:01 AM
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Chuck Norris' airplane has only one 88mm flak gun. His right arm.


In '46, Chuck Norris' Mustang can turn.
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Old 05-25-2011, 11:40 AM
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Well I'm afraid you are all wrong.
If Chuck played COD, he'd return it, AND he would get a refund from steam
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:55 PM
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Ok, i thought it was time to bring Chuck back, and sort you guys out,
Now behave, or you will fill the full force of the chuck
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:05 PM
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:34 PM
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Chuck does not play videogames..but he does play poker.

The other day God and Chuck played a heads up game of poker.

God was holding a killer hand...he stared at Chuck for a while,and says: I BET THE UNIVERSE!

Chuck lookes at his hand,stared at God,smiles...and says:

I RAISE YOU !!!!!
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:05 AM
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Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky!
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:49 PM
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I think he also cut his own ambilical cord.
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