Is SoW a religion ?

[Viking]

It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
This is known to all.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Viking

It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
This is known to all.

Thank you for the laugh, Viking. So let it be coded. So let it be porked.

[WTE_Galway]

Originally Posted by Robert

So let it be coded. So let it be porked.

.. and the luftwhiners did look upon it .. and it was good.

[Thunderbolt56]

Originally Posted by WTE_Galway

.. and the luftwhiners did look upon it .. and it was good.

lmfao

[Viking]

The ancient tale told by the elders tells us how the Oleg left the mountain Orr in disgust after he was approached by the infidel clan of the Jubies who accused him of giving them the false Efem and demanding the right to the silver bullet, the one that never miss. They approached him to within 0.5 inch and he left the mountain Orr in anger not be seen again in a long time.

The zealots mourned and looked for him everywhere and one day there was much joy when the message came by a burning bush that he had descended into the town of Onsee.

Following the light of the bush the true believers gathered around him and happiness was restored in the community as the Great One announced that he was to give them his first born son, the Zoow, “ the entity with many cloaks” , some just call him Bob.

Since that day happiness is restored among the zealots, but some that are weak in their fait pound upon their chest, pulling their hair, and exclaim that the Zoow will not come down to the Internet, constantly demanding proof of his existence.

Oh; the unhappy unfaithful ones that can not see the true light!

[JoeA]

Well done Viking, very entertaining.

[Snuff_Pidgeon]

Originally Posted by Viking

It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
This is known to all.

Thats funny!