EZ's Caption the photo competition

[JG26_EZ]

Thanks for the laughs so far.. very funny.
(I'm sure the "pilot's wife" pic has the moderators on high alert, with fear that this post might derail in a really bad way hehe)

Thought I'd add one myself, for a "shameless bump"..
It was either a blow-up doll joke, or a bladder control problem that I saw when i first looked at the pic, so here it is..
(the one that will get me in less trouble )