a couple of question on bikes

[ATAG_Snapper]

Originally Posted by dougandtoni

So you are not a true sportsbike rider then just go for a quick ride with the harley boys for a latte do we

dougandtoni, your comments are based on ignorant stereotyping. You know nothing about me nor the Softail in that photo.

1) I don't drink latte
2) that Softail is pushing 150,000 km -- it's been all through North America and in Ciudad Juarez (before the drug war killings started)
3) the bike was rebuilt in '05 at 82,000 km after getting creamed from behind by an idiot Ducati Monster rider (I DID say it's slower than molasses).
4) the bike was stroked, bored, cammed, carb'd, heads done, and dyno'd at 101/112 hp/ft-lbs
5) that bike has taken me through thick and thin - mountains, deserts, rainstorms, a couple of sudden blizzards, 115 F, 28 F, and some of the most beautiful country North America has to offer. All without missing a beat.

All to say, I would not do what you have done and risk mischaracterizing you as a young video-game road warrior bravely hiding behind a keyboard as you giggle while posting snide comments. As a fellow 1C forum member, I'm sure you're an actual high-performance sports bike rider and enthusiast with a lot of life experience and wisdom just waiting for him to attain.

[JG52Krupi]

I have never owned a bike so maybe I am just naive but why is it that whenever I see a bike discussion online some douche always has a pop at the old school bikers...!!!

[Ze-Jamz]

Originally Posted by JG52Krupi

I have never owned a bike so maybe I am just naive but why is it that whenever I see a bike discussion online some douche always has a pop at the old school bikers...!!!

Dunno mate and to be honest I dont even understand the fellas post..

Obviously if you look at my bikes I think it's fair to say I love sportsbikes, but being a biker I have time for every bike.

I'm certainly no snob who thinks Harleys, choppers, vespas etc etc suck, not at all

I hope my love for bikes stays and when I can't bend over at suit the riding style of a supersports bike il be getting myself a Harley or a V-Max.

I don't see how that makes me anymore or any less I'm love with sportsbikes? :/

[ATAG_Snapper]

Originally Posted by JG52Krupi

I have never owned a bike so maybe I am just naive but why is it that whenever I see a bike discussion online some douche always has a pop at the old school bikers...!!!

One of two reasons:

1) He regrettably encountered a yuppie-type with a store-bought custom Harley chopper of sorts who acted like a snot. Unfortunately a lot of old-time bikers can be like that, too. Or, more likely,

2) His old lady ran off with a Harley biker......in which case he owes the rest of us a debt of gratitude.

[ATAG_Snapper]

Originally Posted by Ze-Jamz

Dunno mate and to be honest I dont even understand the fellas post..

Obviously if you look at my bikes I think it's fair to say I love sportsbikes, but being a biker I have time for every bike.

I'm certainly no snob who thinks Harleys, choppers, vespas etc etc suck, not at all

I hope my love for bikes stays and when I can't bend over at suit the riding style of a supersports bike il be getting myself a Harley or a V-Max.

I don't see how that makes me anymore or any less I'm love with sportsbikes? :/

I like all bikes, too. The dangers, discomforts, and joys of the road are the same for all of us. I especially like Vespas. Riding a Vespa is like making love to a really fat gal: a ton of fun unless your buddies find out! J/K to all Vespa riders -- especially to Vespa riders married to really fat ladies!

[brando]

Scooters were never a good subject to raise with a bunch of old rockers here in Southern England. A historical enmity, based on sharp mohair suits, parkas and excess mirrors; versus leather, grease and, er, real bikes
But I always had a liking for people who did strange things on two wheels - like a mate who bought a bike and rode up to Yorkshire, in mid-winter, to meet us at the local bikers' pub.
By about 10 p.m. we had pretty much forgotten that he was due, until someone, more sober than the rest, said 'what's that noise?' Big Ernie kicked the jukebox into silence and we all listened........and there it was, the sound of someone strangling a very tired duck, and we poked our heads out into a newly snowy world. Out front was a cobbled courtyard with our bikes parked around, and in the entrance stood a dismal, shivering figure astride a BSA Bantam (a 125cc 2-stroke). It was our forgotten guest, so cold that he couldn't even switch off the engine, let alone dismount. Only his thumb was showing signs of life as he fired off another dismal squawk from the underwhelming 6-volt horn.
We all tumbled out into the snow and plucked him off the tiny bike and carried him into the bar. He was so frozen that we just stood him up against the fireplace, and laughed as the blazing logs thawed him back into the world of pain. Heh heh. After he'd finished screaming we listened amazed as he recounted buying the bike from a famous Chiswick dealership that afternoon and then heading straight off up the M1 from Scotch Corner and up to Yorkshire. Apparently he only messed up once, navigation-wise, but it was enough to leave him on the wrong side of the Pennines. But he pressed on regardless into the darkness, up over one of the most serious mountain ranges in Britain, and only got worried when the blizzard started! How he did it we never really understood, but he was living proof that naivety rules - it was his first bike, and his first major journey anywhere.

To paraphrase Billy Connoly's jojoba shampoo joke - what the f***'s a latte?

[ATAG_Snapper]

That Bantam-riding bud of yours had got sand - hats off to him. Or we could use him as a hat rack 'till he thaws out! LOL

Cool story!

[Katana1000S]

Originally Posted by brando

Scooters were never a good subject to raise with a bunch of old rockers here in Southern England. A historical enmity, based on sharp mohair suits, parkas and excess mirrors; versus leather, grease and, er, real bikes
But I always had a liking for people who did strange things on two wheels - like a mate who bought a bike and rode up to Yorkshire, in mid-winter, to meet us at the local bikers' pub.
By about 10 p.m. we had pretty much forgotten that he was due, until someone, more sober than the rest, said 'what's that noise?' Big Ernie kicked the jukebox into silence and we all listened........and there it was, the sound of someone strangling a very tired duck, and we poked our heads out into a newly snowy world. Out front was a cobbled courtyard with our bikes parked around, and in the entrance stood a dismal, shivering figure astride a BSA Bantam (a 125cc 2-stroke). It was our forgotten guest, so cold that he couldn't even switch off the engine, let alone dismount. Only his thumb was showing signs of life as he fired off another dismal squawk from the underwhelming 6-volt horn.
We all tumbled out into the snow and plucked him off the tiny bike and carried him into the bar. He was so frozen that we just stood him up against the fireplace, and laughed as the blazing logs thawed him back into the world of pain. Heh heh. After he'd finished screaming we listened amazed as he recounted buying the bike from a famous Chiswick dealership that afternoon and then heading straight off up the M1 from Scotch Corner and up to Yorkshire. Apparently he only messed up once, navigation-wise, but it was enough to leave him on the wrong side of the Pennines. But he pressed on regardless into the darkness, up over one of the most serious mountain ranges in Britain, and only got worried when the blizzard started! How he did it we never really understood, but he was living proof that naivety rules - it was his first bike, and his first major journey anywhere.

To paraphrase Billy Connoly's jojoba shampoo joke - what the f***'s a latte?

Lol this takes me back to the only (brave) mod in my early 80's time who owned a Scooter ... we hounded this poor lad to extinction in my fair sized town in NE Scotland, there is this road from my town to where he lived that is quite a few miles of straight road ... when we saw his scooter go past us at our resting place in the town we would invariably follow him home and sit behind his scooter with all his mirrors (about twenty of them it seemed) on full beam headlights ... he was flat out at about 50MPH wobbling all over the road occasionally we'd draw up beside him and reach over and flick his aerials or try to pinch his ignition keys ... All those scooters of the time had lots of mirrors and pointy things.

This went on for a while and I just considered it harmless fun, one night we were doing this to him and one of my mates went too far, he rode along side the guy on the scooter and kicked out at his wobilly machine and the guy ended up in a ditch ... unhurt thankfully as we later heard ... a bit later we heard from friends of friends through the grapevine that this poor guy was absolutely terrified of us and sold his Scooter after that incident ... I feel a bit bad about that.

Some of the Mods of the era were worse than us though and at a rumble they torched a mates bike ... one incident I recall was walking into a music shop in Aberdeen and the place was full of Mods ... there I was with my Biker gear (if looks could kill) I was after the latest UFO (British rock band) album and just shrugged and asked for it ... the owner of the shop was obviously a Mod too, but he sold me it ... bit hypocritical IMHO ... but it was a very frosty atmosphere and I made a very hasty retreat.

BTW Brando ... I rode down to your neck of the woods in 1982 on a Suzuki GS1000 as part of a John o Groats to Lands End run, great part of the country you live in.

[major_setback]

Bike armour:

[ATAG_Snapper]

Originally Posted by major_setback

Bike armour:

Isn't that Danny Trejo in "Machete"? LOL