plz advice on an online poker bussiness

[raaaid]

ive just decided to buy a bike if posible a harley but dont have the money nor the work

so im planning to play poker online being with two different pcs on the same table against a third guy without hium noticing his two opponents are the same person

i can get a second pc for 100 euro so here some questions:

could i get two welcome money bonus from a casino being two different pcs with my name and my dads?

i have a paypla account i know how to get money in but how do i get money out if i dont even have abank account, i have avirtual credit card from my moms

are there 3 person tables in onkline casinos?


whats the minimum bet you have in online casinos?

ive played with real money with real people on facebook and ive gone from 1500 chips to 170,000 so i think with that extra advantage i could get the money for the harly and luck shall be with me for my beautifull intend of enjoying the world travelling on a harley

edit:

oh and whats the caught of the money wellcome bonus, whats the trick to get a profit out of it?

[Mr_Steven]

It's called Collusion, the poker sites are extremely aware of it and you'll be busted within hours, hands down.

The betting patterns are so obvious to pick up on that if the player you're playing against has any suspiscion of it he'll just report you, and the site officials will check the IP's or whatever and then you're banned.

If you can play a profitable game just do it, it's a lot more fun and rewarding.

[raaaid]

humm thanks i may try it anyway playing leagal

in facebook playing real money against real people did it pretty weell

edit:

another thing im considering playing blackjack with the 0.5% house edge strategy

this way i may play the wellcome bonus enough times as to be able to withdraw the remnant to my account

[nearmiss]

IMO, if you have to ask about something like this there is no way you'll get away with it. People aren't dummies.

I remember guys playing the horses betting on races that were supposed to be simulcast.

No thanks online gambling too many ways to Cheat.

[raaaid]

yes but im not planning to get any money into it just using the feree wellcome bonus

one of the reasdons that got me into poker is that ai is dumb so people doenst cheat online as in chess with the vista chess player

i did pretty well on facebookplaying with real people with chips that costed money, now that i need money i can win and if i lose lose nothing (theres a 5% of people who win on facebook pokeraccording statisctic and i belong to that group (i know how to control my emotions ))

[5./JG27.Farber]

I say DO IT!

When you win big you can give me 5% because I was the only one who believed in you!

Forget the nay sayers... Besides, its not like a real casino where they can take you in the ally and kick the S%$£ out of you...