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IL-2 Sturmovik The famous combat flight simulator.

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Old 10-23-2010, 12:17 PM
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a non-wikipedia

it's in italian
http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/IL-2_Sturmovik

and google translate
http://translate.google.it/translate...n&hl=&ie=UTF-8

sorry but i found it only in italian
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Old 10-23-2010, 01:57 PM
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just lol'ed big time XD try googling for spitfire + descisclopeida: also a good laugh
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Old 10-23-2010, 08:30 PM
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that was funny
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:50 PM
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Pacific Fighter (A radical break with pacifism, provides aircraft with water cannons and paint bombs, and introduces the skin of " Gandhi "for all pilots)


Lol wut?!

Messerschmitt Me.262 - The first jet fighter in history, is very fast and powerfully armed. You can make the ass to whatever is in the air, but remember that you have four 30mm guns, and it is nice that the enemy explodes in front of you making you die instantly. To activate a special mode secret, try to give full throttle as fast as you can. It will be fun.

HAH yes it is hilarious when your catch on fire.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:38 PM
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This Guy is hilarious

I like his Rocco web page tribute :/

I met Rocco in London about 10 years ago

That's another story though.

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Old 10-25-2010, 10:22 PM
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This Guy is hilarious

I like his Rocco web page tribute

I met Rocco in London about 10 years ago

That's another story though.
Do you mean Porco Rosso..the flying pig? ..or maybe you are thinking of another porker?!!


Just kidding, I know you mean this beefy one:

http://www.zooplus.co.uk/bilder/1/33...classic__1.jpg
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Old 10-26-2010, 03:36 AM
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Hawker Hurricane - The plane from balsa body. Has 27 machine guns, and they are all useless.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:22 AM
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Pacific Fighter (A radical break with pacifism, provides aircraft with water cannons and paint bombs, and introduces the skin of " Gandhi "for all pilots)


Lol wut?!
"Pacific" has the same meaning as "peaceful", though it's a bit obsolete in English. Hence the Pacific Fighters pun
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:38 AM
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Humor italiano issagreat!

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/218.html
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:20 AM
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Luigi and Antonio met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," cried Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around."

"Don’t talk to me, Luigi" said Antonio, "I was in jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"

"Well, Luigi, I was lying on this beach, and a cops come, arrest me and throw me in jail."

"But why do they throw you in jail just for lying on this beach!"

"Yeah, but this beach was screaming and yelling!"
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