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Old 08-18-2008, 10:30 PM
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Aircraft are the religion.

I didn't buy IL2 all those years ago because I was a gamer, I wasn't. I picked it up because I love aircraft.

Oleg made the sim for the same reason, he loves aircraft.

Flying is the true religion, not gaming.

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High Flight

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long delirious, burning blue,
I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew -
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God.

Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee
No 412 squadron, RCAF
Killed 11 December 1941
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:07 PM
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PREACH it! brother EL. Can I get a whitness?
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:38 AM
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CROWD OF WOMEN:
[yelling]
JEWISH OFFICIAL:
Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
MATTHIAS:
Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1:
Yes.
MATTHIAS:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD:
Ooooh!
OFFICIAL:
...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD:
Ahh!
MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Oleg.'
CROWD:
Oooooh!
OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!

He's said it again!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL:
Did you hear him?!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1:
Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL:
Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Oleg'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Oleg! Oleg! Oleg!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Oleg' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
[silence]
Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
Was it you?
MRS. A.:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
Right!
MRS. A.:
Well, you did say 'Oleg'.
CROWD:
Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!

Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Oleg'.
CROWD:
Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1:
Good shot!
[clap clap clap]
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:25 AM
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In Oleg we trust!
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Old 08-19-2008, 09:58 PM
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It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
This is known to all.
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:06 PM
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Flying is the true religion, not gaming.
+10 !

"....Off we go, into the wild blue yonder......"

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Old 08-20-2008, 01:13 AM
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It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
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Thank you for the laugh, Viking. So let it be coded. So let it be porked.
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:34 AM
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So let it be coded. So let it be porked.
.. and the luftwhiners did look upon it .. and it was good.
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:50 AM
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It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”.
This is known to all.
Thats funny!
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:04 PM
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.. and the luftwhiners did look upon it .. and it was good.

lmfao
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