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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games.

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Old 04-25-2011, 07:24 AM
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My favorite characters in Cliff's of Dover so far........ All clearly way too uber! Look at the vehicles next to that sheep!

Sheep 1 - Armored Car 0






You don't want to see the mission these came from - it's hilarous.

So I made a mission to practice taking down Chain Home stations. As I was adding UK Bren carriers, a few tanks and such to the scene - I stumbled across Cow/Sheep/Birds AI.

I couldn't help it! The sheep, cows and birds actually move.

If you take the British armored vehicles and some AA and place them in a pile of Cattle, Sheep and Birds - they will shoot all their ammo at the Cows/Sheep and birds......

In fact they will shoot each other eventually - that's how the armored cars got knocked out!

Bottom line is - the sheep always win.

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Old 04-25-2011, 07:28 AM
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Here's a version of the mission if you need a little fun (or practice bombing radar stations and other ground targets).


https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...oo-87-test.mis

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Hahaha too funny.

"Local peasants told the soldiers that sheep around here were different, in a strange way, but they would not listen ..."
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Indeed, these COD animals need damage models and messages of casualty in the chat lines!
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Old 04-25-2011, 08:16 AM
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Server says, "You have just shot down a seagull with your big guns; the Society for the Protection of Animals are not happy with your ferocity!"
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:39 AM
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My favorite characters in Cliff's of Dover so far........ All clearly way too uber! Look at the vehicles next to that sheep!

Sheep 1 - Armored Car 0






You don't want to see the mission these came from - it's hilarous.

So I made a mission to practice taking down Chain Home stations. As I was adding UK Bren carriers, a few tanks and such to the scene - I stumbled across Cow/Sheep/Birds AI.

I couldn't help it! The sheep, cows and birds actually move.

If you take the British armored vehicles and some AA and place them in a pile of Cattle, Sheep and Birds - they will shoot all their ammo at the Cows/Sheep and birds......

In fact they will shoot each other eventually - that's how the armored cars got knocked out!

Bottom line is - the sheep always win.

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It does make me wonder what's going on sometimes. We're supposed to have this super accurate scaled world and then they produce a sheep the size of an armoured car. You'd think by now they'd have figured out the units to use when producing new models. WTF.
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Old 04-25-2011, 10:49 AM
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Hehehe...made me chuckle this,brings to mind 'Orwell's Animal Farm'.
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Britain, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared...
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Watch out for the cows in gumboots!

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i would apreciate a video of this!
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