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TUSA/TX-Gunslinger 04-25-2011 07:24 AM

CoD Farm
 
My favorite characters in Cliff's of Dover so far........ All clearly way too uber! Look at the vehicles next to that sheep!

Sheep 1 - Armored Car 0

https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI.../Sheep-CoD.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Cows1.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Cows2.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Birds.jpg

You don't want to see the mission these came from - it's hilarous.

So I made a mission to practice taking down Chain Home stations. As I was adding UK Bren carriers, a few tanks and such to the scene - I stumbled across Cow/Sheep/Birds AI.

I couldn't help it! The sheep, cows and birds actually move.

If you take the British armored vehicles and some AA and place them in a pile of Cattle, Sheep and Birds - they will shoot all their ammo at the Cows/Sheep and birds......

In fact they will shoot each other eventually - that's how the armored cars got knocked out!

Bottom line is - the sheep always win.

S!

Gunny

TUSA/TX-Gunslinger 04-25-2011 07:28 AM

Here's a version of the mission if you need a little fun (or practice bombing radar stations and other ground targets).


https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...oo-87-test.mis

S!

Gunny

Bakelit 04-25-2011 07:53 AM

Hahaha too funny.

"Local peasants told the soldiers that sheep around here were different, in a strange way, but they would not listen ..."

zxwings 04-25-2011 08:00 AM

Indeed, these COD animals need damage models and messages of casualty in the chat lines! :lol:

zxwings 04-25-2011 08:16 AM

Server says, "You have just shot down a seagull with your big guns; the Society for the Protection of Animals are not happy with your ferocity!"

Sutts 04-25-2011 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TUSA/TX-Gunslinger (Post 272794)
My favorite characters in Cliff's of Dover so far........ All clearly way too uber! Look at the vehicles next to that sheep!

Sheep 1 - Armored Car 0

https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI.../Sheep-CoD.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Cows1.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Cows2.jpg
https://webspace.utexas.edu/joem/CLI...OVER/Birds.jpg

You don't want to see the mission these came from - it's hilarous.

So I made a mission to practice taking down Chain Home stations. As I was adding UK Bren carriers, a few tanks and such to the scene - I stumbled across Cow/Sheep/Birds AI.

I couldn't help it! The sheep, cows and birds actually move.

If you take the British armored vehicles and some AA and place them in a pile of Cattle, Sheep and Birds - they will shoot all their ammo at the Cows/Sheep and birds......

In fact they will shoot each other eventually - that's how the armored cars got knocked out!

Bottom line is - the sheep always win.

S!

Gunny


LOL

It does make me wonder what's going on sometimes. We're supposed to have this super accurate scaled world and then they produce a sheep the size of an armoured car. You'd think by now they'd have figured out the units to use when producing new models. WTF.

Plt Off JRB Meaker 04-25-2011 10:49 AM

Hehehe...made me chuckle this,brings to mind 'Orwell's Animal Farm'.:)

gflinch 04-25-2011 11:27 AM

Britain, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared...;)

BrassEm 04-25-2011 11:41 AM

+1

Watch out for the cows in gumboots!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5YlcF3kv0

Jotaele 04-25-2011 12:55 PM

i would apreciate a video of this! :)


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