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Doc_uk 05-21-2011 08:39 PM

What if chuck norris played Cod
 
If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working:grin:

HFC_Dolphin 05-21-2011 08:57 PM

If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

Iku_es 05-21-2011 08:58 PM

Lol, using a Roundhouse Kick?

Longbone 05-21-2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc_uk (Post 286986)
If chuck played Cod, we wouldnt need patches, chuck would beat this game into working:grin:

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. :cool:

Edit: [ and let Lemmy make some sound we don't had some stutter and need ForceFeedback not anymore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA5Bk...eature=related

Strike 05-21-2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HFC_Dolphin (Post 287000)
If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.

No, he'd win the war, by himself, beating both sides. So we would speak like chuck norris. Duh

Flying_Nutcase 05-21-2011 10:32 PM

lol, nice twist Strike.

Rolltide88 05-21-2011 11:20 PM

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top in bed?

Chuck never screws up.

609_Huetz 05-22-2011 02:16 AM

Payback at last:

CloD is getting stutters on the release version of Chuck Norris.

Feathered_IV 05-22-2011 04:23 AM

Oh God. Imagine Goering with a mullet.

Boandlgramer 05-22-2011 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HFC_Dolphin (Post 287000)
If Chuck flew for Luftwaffe, we'd all be speaking German now.


I speak german . Did we not win the war ?

Wolf_Rider 05-22-2011 06:18 AM

ARMAII: "Chuck gets OBL" addon pack

Space Communist 05-22-2011 06:23 AM

If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.

Ploughman 05-22-2011 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boandlgramer (Post 287141)
I speak german . Did we not win the war ?

You also speak English, just like Chuck Norris, who won all the wars.

Jaws2002 05-22-2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Space Communist (Post 287147)
If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.

You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Jatta Raso 05-22-2011 08:45 PM

if Chuck Norris played CoD the code would re-write itself at every start up

jcenzano 05-22-2011 08:47 PM

If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..:-P

Scarecrow 05-23-2011 01:16 AM

If Chuck Norris played COD he'd play it maxed out in DX11 on a Gameboy using an Uzi as a controller on Xbox live.

P.S. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Space Communist 05-23-2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaws2002 (Post 287470)
You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw

Wolf_Rider 05-23-2011 03:35 AM

so it was Chuck who did the ToD on Lee

Pyrres 05-23-2011 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcenzano (Post 287479)
If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..:-P

No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.

jcenzano 05-23-2011 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyrres (Post 287591)
No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.

LMAO, this is a funny thread

Doc_uk 05-23-2011 08:53 PM

If chuck norris Play cod
Chuck would only have to stare at the game for it to work correctly

Sky 05-23-2011 11:04 PM

Chuck
 
COD = Chuck über Deutschland

hiro 05-24-2011 06:42 AM

In Clod, fighters don't look for Chuck Norris . . . Chuck Norris finds them.

Unlike .50 cal's, one roundhouse hit WILL kill a Tiger Tank

Even when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, his sensory perception is better than any radar, sonar, or any early warning system.


Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest


When posts revealed that when mods took out the British / Canadian / Polish or German / Italian pilot with the Chuck Norris skin that planes convergence is set to 50 m and the player is unable to change it. The gun fire burst effect was like an arc and instead of traces a ghostly foot would arc. Any aircraft inside the 50 m arc would be immediately destroyed. In game text would show 'roundhouse to the cockpit / tail / engine etc'

When Ilya asked Chuck Norris about the glitch, Chuck said, "That ain't no glitch!"




In an average spitfire, there are more than 2250 parts Chuck Norris can use to get a kill, including the plane itself.


Chuck Norris makes CEM simple



Chuck Norris and World War 2 Vets can never have a drink together. Why? Because the bar would explode as no bar can contain that level of awesomeness

Chuck Norris will rate CloD with 4 roundhouses, because he reserves the 5th roundhouse only for himself.

For Chuck Norris bombers, there is no turret behind his beard, there is only another fist.


During the Spanish Civil war, Chuck Norris roundhoused an I-15, since then, they've been called Chato (snub nose)

Germany has benefited from Chuck Norris; the wind from his round house made a flying wing, he spat on a junkers jumo engine, thus making the first jet, he peed into a jerry can and made the first rocket engine, by staring at a bf 109 prototype he made the butcher bird.

rga 05-24-2011 07:06 AM

Chuck plays Call of Duty and uses pistol to shoot down aircrafts in Clift over Dover.:cool::cool::cool:

Scarecrow 05-24-2011 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiro (Post 288019)

Chuck Norris makes CEM simple

LMFAO thats a good one.

kendo65 05-24-2011 01:36 PM

Chuck Norris plays God in every film he's ever made


sorry - misread title ;)

HFC_Dolphin 05-24-2011 02:10 PM

Chuck Norris can play Clod in Hyperlobby...in servers full of IL-2 pilots and planes.

The mystic script that will solve the full screen problem is composed of two objects: Chuck + Norris

In Chuck Norris' mission files, there are only these these statements: You Will All Die

Clod developers chose to program in C# because it is actually (C)huck's #(kick)

Chuck Norris can play Clod in 3 blackberry devices, using eyefinity technology.

Chuck Norris makes his own plane skins. Out of his enemies skins.

If ChuckNorris is around:
bail out; # AI behaviour code

jcenzano 05-24-2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiro (Post 288019)
Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest

Quote:

Originally Posted by HFC_Dolphin (Post 288172)
Chuck Norris makes his own plane skins. Out of his enemies skins.

:):):):):):):):):)
I just can´t stop laughin' with this thread

sogard 05-24-2011 11:16 PM

if chuck norris played Cod
 
If chuck norris played Cod you'd see a Tiger Moth become the terror of the 109s

Mr_Steven 05-25-2011 03:01 AM

Chuck Norris' airplane has only one 88mm flak gun. His right arm.


In '46, Chuck Norris' Mustang can turn.

BigPickle 05-25-2011 11:40 AM

Well I'm afraid you are all wrong.
If Chuck played COD, he'd return it, AND he would get a refund from steam

Doc_uk 07-19-2011 12:55 PM

Ok, i thought it was time to bring Chuck back, and sort you guys out,
Now behave, or you will fill the full force of the chuck:grin:

Jumo211 07-19-2011 05:05 PM

:cool:

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/a...s-approves.gif

Rage 07-19-2011 07:34 PM

Chuck does not play videogames..but he does play poker.

The other day God and Chuck played a heads up game of poker.

God was holding a killer hand...he stared at Chuck for a while,and says: I BET THE UNIVERSE!

Chuck lookes at his hand,stared at God,smiles...and says:

I RAISE YOU !!!!!

TheEditor 07-20-2011 03:05 AM

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky!

TheEditor 07-20-2011 07:49 PM

I think he also cut his own ambilical cord.


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