Super Fantastic Loss-less Challenge Fighter 2 Turbo
 

1) impossible difficulty
2) no loss of a single unit throughout a game. You can lose summoned creatures at your will but at the end of the combat original army has to be in ful numbers
3) only creatures that have the word "easant" can be used
4) only spells that start with the letter "Z" may be employed
5) only pet dragon abilities involving frying that giant snail in butter may be used
6) your army's total leadership cannot exceed the 5
7) map kiting is allowed, it's not like you're going to survive anyway.

Use whatever character class you want... say "Mexican Professional Wrestler".

Hehe I was thinking of making a spoof thread myself. No offense to hardcore players, but some of the recent posts lend themselves well to parody. :grin:

How about:

8. No breathing while in battle :mrgreen:

Play by ear - turn off your screen and go solely based on speakers.

And someone should definitely mod the Mexican Professional Wrestler class.

Haha, good one! Keep 'em coming! :cool:

Oh I know the ultimate. Get Amelie to go to bed with you.

Oh I have one more restriction, you can only use your keyboard, no mouse allowed.

Let someone else play your games and give that person directions through this forum.

Okay Okay, so I'm just starting round one vs Baal with my single stack of peasants as a Paladin (no loss victory so far, and I want to keep it that way).

What spell should I cast this turn?

Peacefulness!

I cast peacefulness.

My peasants are killed by a Gruu. Obvious exits: North, Bhaal, Quick Load.

Haha, good ones. :D

I belive that people with OCD in this min/maxing culture are to blame!

The sad thing is that Ive actually considdered doing a no loss game impossible game using only peasants...

You should also wear Bronze Boots, it'll make your peasants KILLER!