Chuck Norris' airplane has only one 88mm flak gun. His right arm.


In '46, Chuck Norris' Mustang can turn.

Well I'm afraid you are all wrong.
If Chuck played COD, he'd return it, AND he would get a refund from steam

Ok, i thought it was time to bring Chuck back, and sort you guys out,
Now behave, or you will fill the full force of the chuck:grin:

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Chuck does not play videogames..but he does play poker.

The other day God and Chuck played a heads up game of poker.

God was holding a killer hand...he stared at Chuck for a while,and says: I BET THE UNIVERSE!

Chuck lookes at his hand,stared at God,smiles...and says:

I RAISE YOU !!!!!

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky!

I think he also cut his own ambilical cord.