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MadBlaster
06-29-2011, 12:08 AM
Hi negative dudes. I thought we could have some fun. :) Let’s say you did some nasty stuff against CLoT. :-P Maybe you posted a thread called “Waste of Money” or maybe made a funny Hitler YouTube video that makes fun of 1C CloD Development Team, or maybe you’re like me and call it “CLoT” sometimes to make a funny in your beta brain??? :-P All because you are MAD that the game isn’t working the way you want it!!! :evil: So, let’s pretend you can talk to the Official CloD Community Organizer right now. What are your demands??? Also, let’s go on the assumption the game doesn’t get fixed for 1 year because we really don’t know how long it will take. It could be longer or shorter. Who knows. Anyway, a few example posts below that would buy me off:

Examples for voting “Yes”:
1) If you give me free or deeply discounted copy of Rig n’ Roll, I like you again 1C. :grin: “I very much apologize for the CLoT thing I did.”

2) Please put my name in CloD game credits with special recognition as “Positive Dude” in the next patch. Then I like you again 1C. :grin: :grin: “I’m very sorry for calling you CLoT.”

3) I want a rum coke now! “Your my best friend for life CloD! I am soooooo sorry buddy ol’ pal...(hic).”:grin::grin::grin:

Remember, don’t be too greedy. Try to keep your demands realistic.:-P Also, if you did something nasty and 1C makes the boo boo better, make sure you play nice and reciprocate. In other words, fix your nasty stuff and maybe make an apology as per above. Remember, it takes 2 to tango!:!::!::!: So, have fun venting. Who knows, maybe we get a “special bribe/offer” in our STEAM box??? Let’s give it a try! List your demands below and vote “Yes”! Also, the more demands, the better the odds I think that something good happens?

Voting “No”:
On the other hand. If there is simply nothing that can be done, well than you can certainly vote “No”. Although, you may become eligible for a “very special super secret offer” from STEAM I fear. I would double/triple check your antivirus software and firewall just to be safe. The community organizer may not be too forgiving to “No” voters.

Disclaimer/Note to Official Community Organizer: Hi. I’m your friend. Please don’t mess with my STEAM account. Maybe this data helps you with your mission? Good luck in your new position. Also, this is not meant as avenue for mass extortion! Simply speculation and “dreams do come true maybe sometimes yes or no not”.:cool:

ATAG_Dutch
06-29-2011, 12:26 AM
Errrrm, not voted.

I just wanted a Battle of Britain sim.

Sven
06-29-2011, 12:32 AM
tl;dr

furbs
06-29-2011, 06:37 AM
i can be brought if they just fix 2 things for now...

The sound bug
Co-ops

thats all i need for now...then we can talk.

Tree_UK
06-29-2011, 07:03 AM
All I want is to be kept informed, Luthier releases a patch then doesn't even log on to see the feedback. Not acceptable. Just check out Luthiers statistics, he logs on to post up patch details 5 days ago and hasn't been back here since to see how the patch as worked for people. Is that really someone that wants feedback?

Blackdog_kt
06-29-2011, 08:21 AM
In all fairness, you can read posts just fine even if you don't log on. There's really no way to know if they read the bug reports or not by taking statistics of their log-in habits alone, but judging from the fact that a lot of things have been acknowledged and some even fixed, i guess they are actually keeping tabs on things. ;)

bongodriver
06-29-2011, 08:47 AM
Maybe tree knows he doesn't log on because he is looking at him through a window?

David198502
06-29-2011, 08:55 AM
All I want is to be kept informed, Luthier releases a patch then doesn't even log on to see the feedback. Not acceptable. Just check out Luthiers statistics, he logs on to post up patch details 5 days ago and hasn't been back here since to see how the patch as worked for people. Is that really someone that wants feedback?

+1

Langnasen
06-29-2011, 09:01 AM
Take the code, burn it, give every purchaser a refund and everyone walk away from this bus-wreck of a game.

Furio
06-29-2011, 09:28 AM
No vote, Mad, sorry. Beyond your intention, this thread looks like another space for whining or, as you called it “negative dudes” speculations, to the point that Luthier log-ins are now under investigation.
:grin:Oh, please forget what I’ve just written. I don’t want to post here!:grin:

SYN_Repent
06-29-2011, 09:29 AM
if you could see it working, you wouldnt say that

Pluto
06-29-2011, 09:47 AM
Take the code, burn it, give every purchaser a refund and everyone walk away from this bus-wreck of a game.

... on one hand I like your answer and I´d say yes, do it like that !!!
But on the other hand I still have the irrational hope that some day in future (maybe we will have colonies on Mars by then ?) this sim will work as good as the old IL2-1946. In the meantime I prefer flying "Rise of Flight" even though the planes in WW1 were flying soapboxes.

:roll:

seaeye
06-29-2011, 09:50 AM
All I want is to be kept informed, Luthier releases a patch then doesn't even log on to see the feedback. Not acceptable. Just check out Luthiers statistics, he logs on to post up patch details 5 days ago and hasn't been back here since to see how the patch as worked for people. Is that really someone that wants feedback?

Good point +1

Sammi79
06-29-2011, 10:16 AM
In all fairness, you can read posts just fine even if you don't log on. There's really no way to know if they read the bug reports or not by taking statistics of their log-in habits alone, but judging from the fact that a lot of things have been acknowledged and some even fixed, i guess they are actually keeping tabs on things. ;)

+1

Any information you recieve from the developers of software you already bought is a privilege not a right. I'm sure Luthier will be back once he has something to say, no? I have a few games that receive updates periodically with absolutely NO patch release notes to be found on official sites or anywhere else. It can be frustrating, but, they don't OWE me anything. If budgets are tight, well, you gonna carry on using development time/money scanning forums and politely answering every single query/flame/demand etc.. ?

1C if you give me a lancaster to fly in CLoD I will never buy any software off anyone else ever again, promise.

Feathered_IV
06-29-2011, 11:10 AM
#1 Can I has my oleg back? :(

Ali Fish
06-29-2011, 11:18 AM
#1 Can I has my oleg back? :(

you stole my heart feathered ! +1 and a proper explanation for this incredible screw up.

Actually untill last night i had sufficent reserves of positivness.

AND ! +1 Madblaster if this isnt a touch of reality what is ?

JG52Uther
06-29-2011, 11:22 AM
#1 Can I has my oleg back? :(

Oleg left the building in a very fast car! ;)

Ali Fish
06-29-2011, 11:28 AM
Oleg left the building in a very fast car! ;)

and why was that exactly ? this is the ultimate question and answer for all of us. ive heard reports of sabotage from 1 side and backhanded deals with the other ! and missing "THINGS" from the game. I dont know why i cant blame Oleg. call it intuition. but i can make a deal. If it bennefits me of course ! After all we all did pay for the priveledge didnt we !

so whats the deal then, we shut the heck up and 1C start talking ? it aint going to happen. There is no commitee here and certainly no democracy it appears. what i do expect is that If this title is somewhat finished and we all know what that means - "Fixed" then i expect a serious dose of freebies. Stuff that may have been planned in some DLC style update. And when they prove thats possible with there development and social methods then we can start spending further money on them.

And btw for what its worth there is a reason for all this. They are not really obliged to say anything because they themselves know more than any individual here what a mess they have made of undertaking Olegs responsibilites and removing him from the equation. I may not bring facts but iam searching for the truth of it all. you should be thinking about why all that is is too!

(1C+Ubisoft)-1C:maddox = IL2 Cliffs of dover. Dont know about anyone else but i didnt pay for that. ar ask for that or even expect that. This is the sole route of the problems around here.

Dr str@nglove
06-29-2011, 02:00 PM
Maybe tree knows he doesn't log on because he is looking at him through a window?

or the sight of a sniper rifle:)