Intercepted Comms

[Chivas]

UBI...OK Oleg its time to release the damn product.

Oleg...its not done

UBI...the money is

Oleg...ah OK

UBI...what features can we start advertising

Oleg...none, until we find out which features are left after optimizations. I'll let you know when the sim goes gold.

UBI...ah OK

[Feuerfalke]

UBI...Hey, you posted in Russia it's gold. What about the details?

Oleg...2 Weeks, be sure.

[Hecke]

godlike :grin:

[150GCT_Veltro]

We are going crazy here.......

A week from the release date, and still nothing about "the officiality".

Russian version is gone gold and we still don't have one only (official) video with engine sound for Mercedes and Merlin.....as for the real clouds, wheather ecc. ecc..

Not fun, no more.

However i've preordered my copy.

Luthier were are you? Is gone gold? Yes, no, may be, i don't know......

[Vevster]

A week from the release date, and still nothing about "the officiality".



Two weeks :-P

[mazex]

UBI: What's up Oleg? You promised the release in 2006 - done yet?

Oleg: Nah, the forums monkeys made us push back the release again to add hood fasteners to the 109:s

UBI: Come on, I thought you said it was to change the color of green again?

Oleg: Nah, that was two weeks ago!

UBI: That's getting old Oleg - come on? Two weeks ago you where ranting about the color of some trim wheel!

Oleg: Nah, did not! Two weeks before two weeks we postponed the release due to damand to move some trees on the top of the cliffs of Dover!

UBI: Get a grip, that was two months ago!

Oleg: M'kay. But really - this time we had to change the tracers again!

UBI: Again?

Oleg: Yeah really...

UBI: What will it be next time then?

Oleg: I think we have to remove the Steam support...

UBI: But did you not delay it some months ago as a bunch of the forum monkeys DEMANDED Steam support?

Oleg: I know... <starts sobbing>...

UBI: OK Oleg... No problem. Let's talk in two weeks then?

Oleg: Be sure.

[Oldschool61]

UBI: What's up Oleg? You promised the release in 2006 - done yet?

Oleg: Nah, the forums monkeys made us push back the release again to add hood fasteners to the 109:s

UBI: Come on, I thought you said it was to change the color of green again?

Oleg: Nah, that was two weeks ago!

UBI: That's getting old Oleg - come on? Two weeks ago you where ranting about the color of some trim wheel!

Oleg: Nah, did not! Two weeks before two weeks we postponed the release due to damand to move some trees on the top of the cliffs of Dover!

UBI: Get a grip, that was two months ago!

Oleg: M'kay. But really - this time we had to change the tracers again!

UBI: Again?



Oleg: Yeah really...

UBI: What will it be next time then?

Oleg: I think we have to remove the Steam support...

UBI: But did you not delay it some months ago as a bunch of the forum monkeys DEMANDED Steam support?

Oleg: I know... <starts sobbing>...

UBI: OK Oleg... No problem. Let's talk in two weeks then?

Oleg: Be sure.

It would be funny if Oleg posted one of his own in this thread lol

[fruitbat]

UBI: What's up Oleg? You promised the release in 2006 - done yet?

Oleg: Nah, the forums monkeys made us push back the release again to add hood fasteners to the 109:s

UBI: Come on, I thought you said it was to change the color of green again?

Oleg: Nah, that was two weeks ago!

UBI: That's getting old Oleg - come on? Two weeks ago you where ranting about the color of some trim wheel!

Oleg: Nah, did not! Two weeks before two weeks we postponed the release due to damand to move some trees on the top of the cliffs of Dover!

UBI: Get a grip, that was two months ago!

Oleg: M'kay. But really - this time we had to change the tracers again!

UBI: Again?

Oleg: Yeah really...

UBI: What will it be next time then?

Oleg: I think we have to remove the Steam support...

UBI: But did you not delay it some months ago as a bunch of the forum monkeys DEMANDED Steam support?

Oleg: I know... <starts sobbing>...

UBI: OK Oleg... No problem. Let's talk in two weeks then?

Oleg: Be sure.

LMAO:grin:

[blampars]

you guys have turned my frustrations into laughter. much appreciated :-P

[SsSsSsSsSnake]

every cloud has a silver lining,unless its the clouds in COD :)

[Skoshi Tiger]

I know it's off topic, but every now again an fashioned puch-up can good for morale.

What two forum members would you like to see in a cage-fight?

[Chivas]

Trouble in paradise? How sad for you.

Not at all, just poking alittle fun at the whining around here. I could care less if the sim is finished, or if UBI is waiting to start advertising, it will have no effect on my enjoyment of the new IL-2 series for many years.

[Feuerfalke]

Well said, Chivas.

[Screamadelica]

Priceless! ROFLMAO. Can't wait for the next installment. More please.:grin:

[334th_Gazoo]

Made my day Mazex Lol!


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[No601_Merlin]

Ubi UK receptionist: "I am not at liberty give out release dates, I'll put you onto Public relations"
Me: (engage hilarious laugh mode)
Ubi UK receptionist: "another one wants to know about that game."
Ubi UK PR: "you mean mean we don't mention"
Ubi UK receptionist: "yes that one"
Ubi UK PR: "31st March"
Ubi UK receptionist: "31st March"
Me: "but the order says "This order will be shipped after the release date of 21/03/2011 for IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover."
Ubi UK receptionist: (engage completely indifferant mode)
Me: "This would much easier if UBI put one line on their forum that clearly states what the release date is, how about suggesting that to your PR department"
Ubi UK receptionist: (completely indifferant mode) :rolleyes: yaaaaaaawwn