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Old 01-28-2009, 12:52 AM
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Jamake,
Most of us do not expect SOW release any time in the distant future. We might wish otherwise but it has been in the makings for so long and although the few images appear quite interesting they are primarily individually/partially modelled items. We have yet to see anything in motion and my guess the in motion dynamics as well as terrain and flight modelling are the hard parts.

Your wish list would seem to preclude a release for another 5-10 years. If we must wait that long many of us bothering to post will likely not be at our Sticks....
You forgot to add to your wish list, aroma release to immerse the virtual pilot, full seat cockpit rumble and shake, options to utilize the J Tube mid flight, vomit artifacts in cockpit, I could add to the list but alas I must refrain...
I must scarmble my crew as Flyby is buzzing the field outside and is threatening to rake the civilians with his 50cals, and would you allow that to happen?
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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I must scarmble my crew as Flyby is buzzing the field outside and is threatening to rake the civilians with his 50cals, and would you allow that to happen?
Ah yes, like lambs to the slaughter! Come! Rise upwards and meet the agent of the Grim Reaper. Young maidens will weep at your departure as I send you on to Paradise where you will be sated by a 72 year-old virgin!
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:06 AM
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... like lambs to the slaughter......to Paradise where you will be sated by a 72 year-old virgin!

YOU ARE ONE SICK BASTIGE

Instead of one 72 YO unwelcome virgin, may I have instead a 3 24 YO's or 2 36 YO's...any combination except the first, and mandatory you swap the vir-gina-l for attractive and healthy (virginity is optional and even questional as to intrinsic value)?
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:38 AM
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... like lambs to the slaughter......to Paradise where you will be sated by a 72 year-old virgin!

YOU ARE ONE SICK BASTIGE

Instead of one 72 YO unwelcome virgin, may I have instead a 3 24 YO's or 2 36 YO's...any combination except the first, and mandatory you swap the vir-gina-l for attractive and healthy (virginity is optional and even questional as to intrinsic value)?
Sorry, but due to a recent run, all that remains are older models. Amongst these 72 years is considered youthful. Once the dentures come out and you're being gummed into spasmodic bliss you'll think age is just a number. What's to complain about? Be of good cheer! It's Paradise. Enjoy.
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Oleg --- Please, please post something, to stop this fantasy going any further.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:46 AM
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...Fantasy to some>> (Insert FLYBLYS name here) and NIGHTMARE to others (Insert the rest of the world - mostly)..

Ashes, Do you think this will turn Olegs hand? If so let me know as I will do my part for the team.

When it comes to the 72 YO, 72 LB sacrificial ogre, let's just say this is FLYBYS job as he was the sole applicant to volunteer for this duty.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:25 PM
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...Fantasy to some>> (Insert FLYBLYS name here) and NIGHTMARE to others (Insert the rest of the world - mostly)..

Ashes, Do you think this will turn Olegs hand? If so let me know as I will do my part for the team.

When it comes to the 72 YO, 72 LB sacrificial ogre, let's just say this is FLYBYS job as he was the sole applicant to volunteer for this duty.
Ashes, count me in too. One for the team.
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