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09-19-2013, 10:17 PM
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A testimony to true friendship is...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?" "Because he's thinking of getting married."
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10-20-2013, 06:33 AM
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
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10-23-2013, 11:09 AM
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a bar joke.
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar..... it was tense.
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