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ROFL!
Rick, this thread is one of the reasons I came back to this forum! ~S~ |
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Glad that you're enjoying it Grathos, it's good to have some humour in the forum. Too many things that are going wrong at the moment, we need something to take our minds off the negative.
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This is good for some belly laughs. If you have never heard of Bob Nelson then here he is:
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Stosh Zelkovitski worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Stosh to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Stosh tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" Stosh replied, "I think she got fired, too." |
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Roflmaostc!
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Aaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!! :d
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Lmao!
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