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Old 12-04-2012, 07:17 PM
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ROFL!

Rick, this thread is one of the reasons I came back to this forum!


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Old 12-04-2012, 07:31 PM
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Glad that you're enjoying it Grathos, it's good to have some humour in the forum. Too many things that are going wrong at the moment, we need something to take our minds off the negative.
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:26 AM
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This is good for some belly laughs. If you have never heard of Bob Nelson then here he is:
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:23 PM
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Default Pickle Slicer.

Stosh Zelkovitski worked in a Polish pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
factory psychologist.

After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Stosh to go ahead
and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha,
became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Stosh tearfully
confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He
went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was
immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked
up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

Stosh replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:04 PM
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Roflmaostc!
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:53 PM
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Aaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!! :d
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:12 PM
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Lmao!
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