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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games. |
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Lead Dev & Poor Dev @ the cheap studio
- " Sir shall we develop a dynamic lightning ? " - " humm no it's too long let's add a sepia filter instead" - " ok but everything looks dead and dull now" - " no problem it's war, everything is dead and dull " - " yes sir but the action, it's boring" - " oh i see let's add some big music you know with drums and trumpets, check Wagner" - " fine fine, but it still feels slow" - "dang be creative! why i'am paying you! add some motion blur" - "ok ok but we already used a lot of blur, now it's hard to distinguish the ground, the planes,the sky etc .." - "add more planes with different colors, i told you" - "we have already done 50 models this week, sir" - "make it 200 and stfu" -" and for the title sir ?" -"WWII and planes!" - ah, but we've only used a unique 1x1km forest texture, hard to tell if it's the WW, sir why not "Forest & Planes!" ? - ok you see this window ? -" yes " - " ok you' re no more a programmer, you're promoted marketing director " - " oh thank you, i knew i had talent " - " yeah way to much now open the window, i'am filming this for youtube, mkay, the ad campaign has started." - " but...sir.. " -" open your arms and loudly tell the title !" - " plaaAAAAAAAYYYiIIINesszzzz" - "nice i got the crash landing, 2 millions views on youtube, John please close the window. Last edited by jibo; 05-12-2012 at 11:46 PM. |
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