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Old 03-17-2012, 05:44 PM
Wolf_Rider Wolf_Rider is offline
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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a $#%!#' cat at home!!!
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:19 PM
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I like your version better, swiss. LOL Good build up with a funny pay off.
LOL are you two going out?
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