Predict a CoD Thread for 2nd June 2012. Prizes!!!

[AndyJWest]

"The U-boats are porked. They only do 3 Km/h submerged, and the batteries go flat too soon..." (see large graph also included) At this point, a long debate on the turning circle of submarines ensues, followed by an argument over torpedo reload times, and whether it was possible to overturn a Tiger tank with the bow wave of a passing MTB.

Meanwhile, the fliers (there are still a few that engage in aerial combat) are arguing over the latest 'Glycol smell' patch, and whether it is properly supported by ATI odour cards, or only really works properly with the Nividia CyberStink models...

[Helrza]

"Where is luthier? Its been a 2 days and no word on whats happening, this game is dying"

1. Any word on SLI yet?
2. DX11 has work started on this yet?
3. Engine sounds are still grim!!

[SG1_Lud]

"It's saturday and there is no friday patch yet. Something horrible has happened "

[Gomer Pyle]

...Just picked up a copy of the UBI-Soft "Exclusive" edition at my local GameStop outlet, for just € 5,-

[Rattlehead]

"Game stutters over Moscow with my 680GTX."

"Mig 3 outruns my 109 F-2. Are 1c biased?"

"The terrian does not look like that in real life. I have flown over Moscow and believe me it doesn't look like that. It looks like the artist was on a bad acid trip."

[ATAG_Dutch]

Is there anybody there?

Hello..........? Hello.......? Hello..........? (echo to fade............)

[335th_GRAthos]

Originally Posted by AndyJWest

"The U-boats are porked. They only do 3 Km/h submerged, and the batteries go flat too soon..." (see large graph also included) At this point, a long debate on the turning circle of submarines ensues, followed by an argument over torpedo reload times, and whether it was possible to overturn a Tiger tank with the bow wave of a passing MTB.

Meanwhile, the fliers (there are still a few that engage in aerial combat) are arguing over the latest 'Glycol smell' patch, and whether it is properly supported by ATI odour cards, or only really works properly with the Nividia CyberStink models...

From what I have read this post wins hands down for the time being!

prediction, this tread will be locked and the op forced to undergo psychological testing

[mazex]

Or:

Oh my god, Rise of Flight II released yesterday actually has more bugs than CoD had when it came out. Have you seen the damage modelling with the 109 wing looking like wrinkled paper? Let's all post tons of hate threads so they go out of business like Maddox Games did late 2011. By the way, I heard someone met Ilya and he works as a SAP consultant in Minsk?