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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games.

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Old 05-22-2011, 09:47 PM
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If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:00 AM
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If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..
No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:51 PM
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No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.
LMAO, this is a funny thread
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If chuck norris Play cod
Chuck would only have to stare at the game for it to work correctly
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Old 05-24-2011, 12:04 AM
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Smile Chuck

COD = Chuck über Deutschland
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Old 05-24-2011, 07:42 AM
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In Clod, fighters don't look for Chuck Norris . . . Chuck Norris finds them.

Unlike .50 cal's, one roundhouse hit WILL kill a Tiger Tank

Even when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, his sensory perception is better than any radar, sonar, or any early warning system.


Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest


When posts revealed that when mods took out the British / Canadian / Polish or German / Italian pilot with the Chuck Norris skin that planes convergence is set to 50 m and the player is unable to change it. The gun fire burst effect was like an arc and instead of traces a ghostly foot would arc. Any aircraft inside the 50 m arc would be immediately destroyed. In game text would show 'roundhouse to the cockpit / tail / engine etc'

When Ilya asked Chuck Norris about the glitch, Chuck said, "That ain't no glitch!"




In an average spitfire, there are more than 2250 parts Chuck Norris can use to get a kill, including the plane itself.


Chuck Norris makes CEM simple



Chuck Norris and World War 2 Vets can never have a drink together. Why? Because the bar would explode as no bar can contain that level of awesomeness

Chuck Norris will rate CloD with 4 roundhouses, because he reserves the 5th roundhouse only for himself.

For Chuck Norris bombers, there is no turret behind his beard, there is only another fist.


During the Spanish Civil war, Chuck Norris roundhoused an I-15, since then, they've been called Chato (snub nose)

Germany has benefited from Chuck Norris; the wind from his round house made a flying wing, he spat on a junkers jumo engine, thus making the first jet, he peed into a jerry can and made the first rocket engine, by staring at a bf 109 prototype he made the butcher bird.
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:06 AM
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Chuck plays Call of Duty and uses pistol to shoot down aircrafts in Clift over Dover.
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Chuck Norris makes CEM simple
LMFAO thats a good one.
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Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest
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Chuck Norris makes his own plane skins. Out of his enemies skins.

I just can´t stop laughin' with this thread
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