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Old 02-05-2011, 06:19 PM
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Well, some authentic situations like these:

- get in the cockpit with an awful hangover (drink 5 liters of whisky or schnnaps the night before and use your headset at a high volume!)

- overclock your cpu without propper cooling ( you´ll crash quite soon!)

- drop a gallon of gasoline over your flight station and light a cigarrete (third degree burnings!)

- hang 3 buckets of water over you in your room´s ceiling and pull the string (you ditched in Channel!)

- eat lots of junk food(aka MacDonald´s) and drink a bottle of castor oil(that dammned cheap fish & chips or sauerkaut if you´re Luftwaffe!)

- unplug you PC set from the power socket (engine´s problems!)

- get layed with a woman that´s not your wife or girlfriend and let she know about(romance problems!)

- tell your boss to bug off or to **** off(you´re grounded!)

- spend all your money, savings and credit cards( you´re a POW!)

Cheers,
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Old 02-05-2011, 07:47 PM
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Well, some authentic situations like these:

- get in the cockpit with an awful hangover (drink 5 liters of whisky or schnnaps the night before and use your headset at a high volume!)

- overclock your cpu without propper cooling ( you´ll crash quite soon!)

- drop a gallon of gasoline over your flight station and light a cigarrete (third degree burnings!)

- hang 3 buckets of water over you in your room´s ceiling and pull the string (you ditched in Channel!)

- eat lots of junk food(aka MacDonald´s) and drink a bottle of castor oil(that dammned cheap fish & chips or sauerkaut if you´re Luftwaffe!)

- unplug you PC set from the power socket (engine´s problems!)

- get layed with a woman that´s not your wife or girlfriend and let she know about(romance problems!)

- tell your boss to bug off or to **** off(you´re grounded!)

- spend all your money, savings and credit cards( you´re a POW!)

Cheers,
So funny!!!....erm NOT!
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Old 02-05-2011, 08:46 PM
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Oh, I apologize, I thought some humour wouldn´t hurt.

For real, would be great to have a scramble that you run to your Spit or Hurricane.
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Old 02-05-2011, 08:51 PM
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Don't worry about it Mad G. Some people take things too seriously...
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Old 02-05-2011, 11:14 PM
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I actually LOL'd Mad G! The only thing is that telling your boss to $%%^& off would rather allow you more time to fly. Until they shut off the power, that is.
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