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Originally Posted by KAV

There is only one country up here, Norway.
The rest is secondary states.

If being former feudal overlord of Norway and Finland means secondary, I guess Sweden is a secondary state... Norway got its independence just in time to win the race to the South Pole

It's amazing there's any countries at all in Scandinavia, what with all the freezing cold mountains and swamps. I think Amundsen was just tired of the place and was trying to get as far away from it as possible, and ended up at the South Pole.

I'm not Scandinavian but my great-grandfather was from Finland, and he too tried to get as far away from there as possible, but he ended up in Canada which was even worse, so he went to Minnesota which is the coldest, most miserable, swamp-infested place of all, and then he died. Sad story.

OK I'm done lampooning people's countries...