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Originally Posted by ruggbutt
I have video of aliens and their space craft. The shadow government told me if I ever released them they'd "disappear" me.
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Let me see.....yes, according to our records you are about due for a probing. We also offer 2 hours of missing time which can be taken at your discretion; perhaps during a dull business meeting. If we need to core out your anus we will of course arrange some rudimentary after-care but as we're fully booked up with cattle for the time being I wouldn't start worrying just yet.