In Clod, fighters don't look for Chuck Norris . . . Chuck Norris finds them.
Unlike .50 cal's, one roundhouse hit WILL kill a Tiger Tank
Even when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, his sensory perception is better than any radar, sonar, or any early warning system.
Only difference between Chuck Norris and the Battle of Britian, every hour is Chuck Norris' finest
When posts revealed that when mods took out the British / Canadian / Polish or German / Italian pilot with the Chuck Norris skin that planes convergence is set to 50 m and the player is unable to change it. The gun fire burst effect was like an arc and instead of traces a ghostly foot would arc. Any aircraft inside the 50 m arc would be immediately destroyed. In game text would show 'roundhouse to the cockpit / tail / engine etc'
When Ilya asked Chuck Norris about the glitch, Chuck said, "That ain't no glitch!"
In an average spitfire, there are more than 2250 parts Chuck Norris can use to get a kill, including the plane itself.
Chuck Norris makes CEM simple
Chuck Norris and World War 2 Vets can never have a drink together. Why? Because the bar would explode as no bar can contain that level of awesomeness
Chuck Norris will rate CloD with 4 roundhouses, because he reserves the 5th roundhouse only for himself.
For Chuck Norris bombers, there is no turret behind his beard, there is only another fist.
During the Spanish Civil war, Chuck Norris roundhoused an I-15, since then, they've been called Chato (snub nose)
Germany has benefited from Chuck Norris; the wind from his round house made a flying wing, he spat on a junkers jumo engine, thus making the first jet, he peed into a jerry can and made the first rocket engine, by staring at a bf 109 prototype he made the butcher bird.
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