Actually, that analogy is more accurate than I realized…think of Oleg as your girlfriend
. She’s spent the last two hours getting herself ready for that big do in town, the one everyone has been looking forward to for months. You’re just ready to go when out comes the dreaded question…
Your response?
If she looks fine you have the easy task of being completely truthful.
If not, then a little tactfulness is called for as you suggest that perhaps that dress may not be the best choice for this evening, seeing as it is looking like rain and that….
However, I would suggest that your answer to the question should never, EVER be:
“Yeah, like the back end of a bus, lard-arse”
Read and learn Tree, read and learn…….
