And so it was that a terrible power in the east was woken from it's deep slumber.
The all knowing Soviet Ace prepared his mighty armies with much singing and flag waving and uploding of videos to the realm of youtube. His armies rose up, but, due to the shoddy workmanship of communist workers, everything broke and he was left to ponder the fact that, unless you are in charge, communism is a bit rubbish.
From somewhere far far away a great wookie looked on bemused. He was not used to being in bad monty python/lord of the rings rip offs and so decided to go home, to Arcade... but not before stopping off at endor for a quick bite to eat from the fly through. For sadly since the demise of the construction contract with the empire, the Ewoks were forced to sell themselves as fast food for Passing spacemen and the like. Wookie was starving and was gonna go for the chief chirpa burger with a side order of wicket toes. Sad, but very tasty.
The Holy Church of the mechanoid could not even tame the creature. Even his most holly highness the robotic pope could not reaosn with it..
The dark one did scream and holler, but no one heard because none of them had the time to decipher the strange scrawl for they were at work and the boss was watching..so instead scrolled down past it to see if anyone had said something funny or something.
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