What do you mean *insert console version of sim game here* is anything like *insert PC version of sim game here*?
The console game is just a top down, pub coin op clone and the PC game is the second coming of Christ (who looks Russian, I swear!).
I'm not discussing this with people that generalise numerical data...
You all massively need to know I'm off to self-aggrandise with a Perry Como tribute Sciffle/Ragga 4 piece synth progressive-rock outfit, I'm on wagon wheels me!
Who needs screaming modern warfail teens when there's such wonderful pomposity to be had here
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Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to pointlessly let you know I'm off to count the bloated,undigested sultanas in my daughters nappy....hey look, 5 this morning!