Actually, the REAL story is that Santa Claus got shot down in the 1970s over the Soviet controlled Kamchatka Peninsula, after he failed to listen to the countless radio messages sent to the sleigh, regarding his flight path. Sorry to say, I was the one who fired the AA Missile, and I was the one who found the burning wreckage of the MKIV-35 Light Speed Sleigh he is so commonly known to fly.
