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KAV 12-22-2009 11:22 AM

Careful about what you shoot at the next days guys....
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ro7-HdVtuE

haitch40 12-22-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KAV (Post 130613)

oh well he wasnt real anyway :D
anyway a spit v santa would be an intersting dogfight

Spitfire23 12-22-2009 12:06 PM

haha, Nice one KAV haven't seen that one before.

"Ho Ho Ho Captain Millers a bad boy"

kozzm0 12-22-2009 12:30 PM

better watch out
better not cry
better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is dead

haitch40 12-22-2009 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kozzm0 (Post 130630)
better watch out
better not cry
better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is dead

lol you should sing that to children in shoping centers (im cruel i know)

kozzm0 12-22-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haitch40 (Post 130636)
lol you should sing that to children in shoping centers (im cruel i know)

It was children who made it up in the first place

Like

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
Joker got away

They're both legendary

but I first heard the first one when I was young enough to believe in Santa Claus, and I was horrified till I realized it was a joke

P-51 12-22-2009 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kozzm0 (Post 130649)
It was children who made it up in the first place

Like

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
Joker got away

They're both legendary

but I first heard the first one when I was young enough to believe in Santa Claus, and I was horrified till I realized it was a joke


There is a rather more rude version than that :P

dkwookie 12-22-2009 03:25 PM

I will hold fire on Santa unless he gets in a 153, then it's reindeer season

haitch40 12-22-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-51 (Post 130650)
There is a rather more rude version than that :P

yep certainly is

haitch40 12-22-2009 04:56 PM

i challenge santa to a dogfight!!!!!!!!!!!!! on sim mode of course :D :P

Araqiel 12-22-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kozzm0 (Post 130630)
better watch out
better not cry
better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is dead

Last line should really be "Santa Claus, I'm gunning you down". >_>

Soviet Ace 12-22-2009 06:37 PM

Actually, the REAL story is that Santa Claus got shot down in the 1970s over the Soviet controlled Kamchatka Peninsula, after he failed to listen to the countless radio messages sent to the sleigh, regarding his flight path. Sorry to say, I was the one who fired the AA Missile, and I was the one who found the burning wreckage of the MKIV-35 Light Speed Sleigh he is so commonly known to fly.

:D

KAV 12-22-2009 06:54 PM

Please let him fly a couple of days more cause he is bringing me my Thrustmaster Hotas. After that ones delivered he better be flying FAST :-P

Vulcan607 12-22-2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soviet Ace (Post 130731)
Actually, the REAL story is that Santa Claus got shot down in the 1970s over the Soviet controlled Kamchatka Peninsula, after he failed to listen to the countless radio messages sent to the sleigh, regarding his flight path. Sorry to say, I was the one who fired the AA Missile, and I was the one who found the burning wreckage of the MKIV-35 Light Speed Sleigh he is so commonly known to fly.

:D

soviet propaganda all of it!

Araqiel 12-22-2009 08:18 PM

It's true... when Gary Powers was shot down they were in fact just training to take down Santa.

kozzm0 12-23-2009 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haitch40 (Post 130694)
yep certainly is

There's a million versions of Jingle Bells Batman, but that's the one little kids usually sing

KAV 12-23-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulcan607 (Post 130745)
soviet propaganda all of it!



There is more to it, open your eyes guys:

Rudolf the REDnosed reindeer.....
Santas dress is RED.......

Is this only me or ?:rolleyes:

xNikex 12-23-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soviet Ace (Post 130731)
Actually, the REAL story is that Santa Claus got shot down in the 1970s over the Soviet controlled Kamchatka Peninsula, after he failed to listen to the countless radio messages sent to the sleigh, regarding his flight path. Sorry to say, I was the one who fired the AA Missile, and I was the one who found the burning wreckage of the MKIV-35 Light Speed Sleigh he is so commonly known to fly.

:D

It wouldn't be the first time Santa went down...

Sorry for the bad quality(not my video).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo5exOti6gU

xX-SiLeNcE-Xx 12-23-2009 09:52 PM

It would be awesome if the devs released a Xmas version of all the maps, or maybe even just one, like dover. kinda like CoD4's Crash ( http://ui16.gamespot.com/303/christmascrash1_2.jpg ). Put Xmas lights on all the docks/houses in Dover, and a giant Xmas tree in all the major cities! :)

juz1 12-23-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xX-SiLeNcE-Xx (Post 131045)
It would be awesome if the devs released a Xmas version of all the maps, or maybe even just one, like dover. kinda like CoD4's Crash ( http://ui16.gamespot.com/303/christmascrash1_2.jpg ). Put Xmas lights on all the docks/houses in Dover, and a giant Xmas tree in all the major cities! :)

yeah...nothing quite beats killing in the season of goodwill...
________
Macintosh Games

xNikex 12-24-2009 03:51 AM

New mission: Escort Santa through Nazi occupied Europe. :grin:

xNikex 12-24-2009 04:14 AM

Funny Reports of Santa being Shot Down
 
http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/arti...12_23_4701.php
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s3i13027
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1546530/posts

Soviet Ace 12-24-2009 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulcan607 (Post 130745)
soviet propaganda all of it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KAV (Post 131038)
There is more to it, open your eyes guys:

Rudolf the REDnosed reindeer.....
Santas dress is RED.......

Is this only me or ?:rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by xNikex (Post 131041)
It wouldn't be the first time Santa went down...

Sorry for the bad quality(not my video).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo5exOti6gU

Ok, I guess the picture of me over the dead body of Santa's body isn't enough? Told you I got the fat bastard. :P

http://www.theblurayblog.com/wp-cont...dead-santa.jpg

dkwookie 12-24-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xNikex (Post 131092)
New mission: Escort Santa through Nazi occupied Europe. :grin:

Or even better, a strike mission against Santas workshop. B17 would make short work of those elves

haitch40 12-24-2009 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkwookie (Post 131125)
Or even better, a strike mission against Santas workshop. B17 would make short work of those elves

nice but id do one
shoot santa down along with his wingmen (the elves got flying licences)
:radio: santa break left you got 3 109s on your tail!

dkwookie 12-24-2009 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haitch40 (Post 131134)
nice but id do one
shoot santa down along with his wingmen (the elves got flying licences)
:radio: santa break left you got 3 109s on your tail!

Elf 1 to santa: "repeat please"

You could teach reindeer to fly better than that

KAV 12-24-2009 10:08 PM

Propaganda it is, He was just here delivering my TM Hotas :-P:-P:-P:-P:-P


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