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personally i think we should be able to blow parachutist's in half so the lower half of the body drops away, or maybe just a leg, arm or head. That would be good, after all this is a sim :grin:

You can't shoot Parachutists in CLoDo. I only tested to see if it was like 1946. One of our unit rules is no shooting parachutists, it stays a rule but kind of redundant now.

I want to be able to shoot him. And run into him. I want to be able to get his chute hung on my wing. I want to see body parts flying every where. Even open the side window and do a couple of fly bys with my Luger in my hand stuck out the window. This is a virtual life. We have the benefit of just respawning.

Tomorrow...it's only a day away
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GICVK...eature=related

:lol:

Tomorrow is always tomorrow... never to happend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc8JnQjSCjQ

:D

Will there be sun?

Hmmmm 'happend' instead of 'happen'. I think you know something. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSlHSq3cFAg

;)

Tomorrow...it's only 2 weeks away... :grin:

Yes, it seems no matter how many times I peek on friday and feel stupid about expecting anything, I always come back to repeat the same thing. If CloD was center of my world as for some poeple on this forum, I`d go nuts months before.

Lordy I know How you feel there mate :(

Nevermind tomorow, it's tonight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32LvTUm-uco

What's so special about fridays in this forum?

Dumb question, I know, but I'm a newcomer here.

And when tomorrow's gone we'll think ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oXPgZjm6Uk

Development updates come on Fridays sometimes.

PS. For those who wait for patch and not flying for some reason: A beautiful morning on ATAG server Apr 11, 2012. (not my movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5-yWqabdT0

Ah young grasshopper first you must understand '2 weeks' only then can you progress on to 'Tomorrow is Friday'

Friday is "Groundhog day"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBSr...eature=related

Epic LMAO

Aaah okay, I get it now, Emil! :)

Tomorrow never knows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tisjsgsgtZU

Luthier reports…”was about to upload patch to Steam and noticed a last minute glitch with decals.”

Luthier reports …”was about to upload patch to Steam and noticed a last minute glitch with dust particles.”

Luthier reports …”was about to upload patch to Steam and noticed a last minute glitch with tracer decals.”

That’s a summary of the progress on the CloD patch over the last six months. Luthier’s post last week probably bought him another 30 days of good will before he needs to report the next glitch that was discovered just before uploading to Steam. If you are wondering about tomorrow or next Friday or the one after that, now you can relax.

smink1701 you are too much negative....
30 days is too much, it will be out in two weeks

2 weeks....be sure?

This doesn't effect me much either way...... I went nuts years ago. :D

The news is from Luthier...I just provided a summary and an accurate assessment of the next few weeks based on what has happened (or not happened), over the last six months. Tomorrow will be great because it's Friday. I feel VERY positive about that. :) But, the patch is a LONG ways off.:(

For all that will be on here tomorrow
 

Your F5-Key will be thankfull:

https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefo...n/reloadevery/

lmfao! :grin:

He is trying to break the two weeks dogma. Let's burn him!!:grin:

It isn't coming out tomorrow boys. Get it though your heads will you. It will be released when the developers release it. And you log on here and see it. Not a second before. It will not be released tomorrow. No one knows but them.

So how do you know it's not being released tomorrow? huh?! huh?!

My f5 key is eternally grateful :P

Cheers

Doc served them some nice Vodka and they told him, they release when they are done :D

Could someone please direct me to the Beta patch readme?
 

So that I know in advance what will be included in tomorrow's patch.

Much obliged.

roflmao

hahahaha, that was good.

+1

rolfmao +++ 1

Only new graphics engine for betatesting, no bugfixes yet... and probably not tomorrow.

What is "it"?
I thought we were just talking about tomorrow (being friday).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5RjU7n277c
(after posting this, I realized the name of the band.. did not mean to imply anything.)

What F5 key?.. Mine is non existant already.

This nonsense about 'it will be released when it is done' is bologna. Of course it will be!

Deadlines are when work is to be completed, and they're used in every industry. Any professional is expected to have and meet deadlines. The fact that they cannot or will not do this is what makes everyone upset because of the distinct lack of professionalism.

If I could tell my boss that my reports will 'be done when they are done' or if I could stick a pizza and the oven and set the dial to 'until its done' mode, the world would be a better place, but this is not how things work.

If it were NOT done when it was done, then we would have a serious issue.

"Tomorrow's patch" pfffffftttt.. hehe good one. (I would so love to be wrong)
There are some true comedians out there lately.

F5 key? What about the F5 key....HOLY MOLY!

It's 7 O-clock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_P6T...eature=related

Too excited, time for some patches..?

Keep waitin an keep the faith; a tribute to the fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02QumJDiQZI

No one in knows the development progress for the patch. That being said even a 3 year old can add that up and come up with the same answer. We don't know. So assume nothing. Have a great Friday and weekend.

Very excited for tomorow..

Are you saying that Tomorrow is Just Another Day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCnP1Eyhy4

This is wonderful news

Once upon a time in the country of Far far far far away...

http://youtu.be/SLJPJqL_v8I
I come back from tomorrow. I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.




Saying that, the He 100 flies nice....:razz:

Yes! i cant wait! patch tomorrow!!! :rolleyes:

We have seen what happens when such work is done according to your pov at the release of CoD!!!

Please explain.

Well if its not released tomorrow, the world will keep turning...

Ok lets return to the OP's thread format as it was intended please.

Take 1-2-1 conversations to PM's

Thanks.

are you sure........;)

what the hell has the world come to when people are linking ronan keating songs, my ears are bleeding:o

we need this patch for people to regain some sanity!!!!

Oh my, "tomorrow", the anticipation, probably will cut myself shaving, but not to worrie, i've got a patch for that.
And all will be well in two weeks besure.

All your "be sure" are belong to us.

Ok you have to explain that to me.

Hahaha you can tell people are going up the walls waiting for the patch..

Now I can play CLOD more or less I just want it to be patched so Its lovely and smooth.. but what I really want to see and I know lots of people do also is a riptide of new airplanes to jump into and razz around the hot skies!
http://website.lineone.net/~remosliema/swordfish1.jpg

oh my god so thats wwhat f5 key does?

haha no wonder i fit so well here

But that would mean germans are doing the killing, no way, that never happened!

Only the dark side can do such horrible things, or even think about them.

IF this thing comes tomorrow Ill be SO pissed. Im heading out of town for a week. Ok I wont be so pissed as just eager to be..off..of......vacati........ah what am I saying? Screw that, Ill be back in a week!!!!!

How funny that you mentioned the Swordfish, I hope that you liked to fly it in il2 1946 ;)

having the SDK would have been already a work in progress to fly in CoD..

Don't worry, it won't.

Great stuff, it would be the ultimate 1C forums tool if it included nifty shortcuts to phrases like "be sure", "two weeks", "not this friday" etc ;)

Can I have your attention please. There will NOT be a patch tomorrow. Repeat. There will NOT be a patch tomorrow. This has been a patch reediness exercise. There WILL BE NO PATCH.

Please stow away your gear. Unload your weapons. And form a line to the left to turn your weapon back into the armory.

:D lmao!

Yeah, Chicken Licken has been banned from these forums. :D

I hope you are right, tomorrow is Fri. the 13th...:-P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg8JPIgDGG4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcRMNiZtj5s&ob=av2e

so you want at this point in time a part of a patch file that is to be release at an undetermined time sometime in the future ?

your asking in the wrong location, what you need instead is a time machine. maybe try your local university physics department forum instead ? :)

Just think if Friday updates were actualy Monday updates. At least if there are no update its still Friday. If it were the other way around we would have more than one reason to be moaning......

Maybe today is the "F-Five" day... maybe today is´nt "the release day"...
But... It can be a "beautiful day"... it can´t?.. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o&ob=av2e

"F-Five" day..."F-Five" day..."F-Five" day..."F-Five" day... hummm...

lol! Every time I read the title of this thread I chuckle a bit inside.:)

heh that pic doesn`t need any audio since it plays in your mind once you see it :D

No, but seriously, reds started it in IL-2. Along with ramming, flight takeoff blocking and spying blue text messages.

On one hand it is painfully obvious that having "live" shootable pilots would be more realistic, on the other I don`t want it to feature online battles since nothing good comes out of it.

There are other consequences of having shootable pilots. Any object a parachutist hits in the air destroys his parachute. And that means if you happen to have the luck of running into a modelled tree, you fall from say 10m and get killed.

The original wording "All your base are belong to us" is from an old mega drive game :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_you...e_belong_to_us

The "Be sure" is from Olegs famous line "two weeks ...be sure" quote on past release info, even before the official release of IL2 in 2001.




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5UR4-C3kT0

Sorry.. had to (first two or three lines is priceless).

May this thread rest in peace. :)

...And Carguy.. I couldn't agree more heh

Is it me or AA on the wall is OFF?

http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/attachm...6&d=1334319367

? :confused: ?
AA = anti aircraft? or?...

think the real reason it got famous its cause it means something in an unknown language

Anti-aliasing :)

Fantastic video!