how easy is to get the usa green card

[raaaid]

soon ill have two university degrees

my plan is to sail working for the conoco amrican sailing company and then apply for the green card, i have a degree in nautic engineering and english filology

any advice for me?

my reason its im a shy guy so i dont run into girls but wait for girls to run into me

in ten months in the usa six girls run into me

in 37 years in spain 4 girls run into me

thats like 10000% cooler girls the americans than the spaniards

damn catholic beaches

[Sternjaeger II]

Originally Posted by raaaid

soon ill have two university degrees

my plan is to sail working for the conoco amrican sailing company and then apply for the green card, i have a degree in nautic engineering and english filology

any advice for me?

my reason its im a shy guy so i dont run into girls but wait for girls to run into me

in ten months in the usa six girls run into me

in 37 years in spain 4 girls run into me

thats like 10000% cooler girls the americans than the spaniards

damn catholic beaches

hehehe I love the idea of having to sail for months (where surely you won't see no girl!) to aspire for a green card, and that the main reason for it is girls! LOL

[raaaid]

well my plan is sail one month be paid another in land and bum another two

so i would sail one motnh every four

is not really a matter of girls actually i tend to send them away, i did with the last two, hell i even had to pretend to be guy for a girl being too obnoxious

its a matter of self steem

for example if i say no to a girl im gay

if i dont copy in iexams im stupid because im the only one who doesnt

if i give money back who doesnt belong to me im dumb

oh god why people here takes two sits of the bus

why when it rains the last person who let me by the dry side of the building was two and ten years ago respectivly

why if i stand to let an old man sit in the bus a youngster comes and sits

do i porve some kind of moneky statust by not moving my way at all when someone crosses in front

why in this country is 99% granted a no walking collision if yopu take the corner when crossing someone by the outside and 99% granted a collision when two person cross in a corner

why do i have to carry at all times an id

why i cant have guns to defend if the state goes wild as it does,

how much succes should i expect if this cyborg is gonna rule my life and most people support him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0Mw1_Mxgo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP6w1axkba0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etu1J...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmprk...eature=related

[Sternjaeger II]

Originally Posted by raaaid

well my plan is sail one month be paid another in land and bum another two

so i would sail one motnh every four

is not really a matter of girls actually i tend to send them away, i did with the last two, hell i even had to pretend to be guy for a girl being too obnoxious

its a matter of self steem

for example if i say no to a girl im gay

if i dont copy in iexams im stupid because im the only one who doesnt

if i give money back who doesnt belong to me im dumb

oh god why people here takes two sits of the bus

why when it rains the last person who let me by the dry side of the building was two and ten years ago respectivly

why if i stand to let an old man sit in the bus a youngster comes and sits

do i porve some kind of moneky statust by not moving my way at all when someone crosses in front

why in this country is 99% granted a no walking collision if yopu take the corner when crossing someone by the outside and 99% granted a collision when two person cross in a corner

why do i have to carry at all times an id

why i cant have guns to defend if the state goes wild as it does,

how much succes should i expect if this cyborg is gonna rule my life and most people support him:

lol well apart for the guns bit America is not much different man

[SlipBall]

You don't need no stinking green card...Just have the captain come up through our southern border waterways, works for millions of others

[JG52Uther]

I think the states is broke raaid, you'll be better off in Europe.

[JG52Krupi]

Originally Posted by JG52Uther

I think the states is broke raaid, you'll be better off in Europe.

No point beating about the bush just go to china its only a matter of time before they are the new world power.

[furbs]

Guys, did you miss it?

raaaid, your 37????? seriously????

i didnt think you was a day over 14!!!

[Targ]

No green card needed , just promise to vote democrat and you will become an undocumented worker with free benifits.

[NedLynch]

Yeah sure....an undocumented worker with free benefits, such as picking tomatoes, construction work or maybe a tortilla factory is your thing?
and you'll even get paid $5 a day....maybe.....if the boss is in a good mood and the company has actually some money left over in this economy.....well that is provided you can actually get one of those dream jobs, since noone is hiring undocumented workers, or they just tell you to stay home for the next month.
And as an undocumented person you sure can promise to vote for whomever, you can't vote, with a visa you can't vote, with a green card you can't vote.
Yeah,sure they are all here for the free benefits, what a load of a certain soft material that attracts flies.

I say give all of them a path to legalize their status and make them tax payers.


Greencard? Work sponsored or through marriage, both a challenging proposition, but that is the only way. Well the third way is if you have a family member other than your spouse sponsoring you. But especially now they sure don't make it easy.

Immigrant myself, first visa through my workplace, then marriage, then greencard, then citizenship. Guess I was lucky enough to go through the process to get a green card before 9/11/01.

Dang, and when I came to the US I only wanted to stay for a year, that was 16 years ago.....